Funniest quote in the past week?

Started by silver_tears2 pages

B-Bear is mah hero herbtouched

Not on KMC, but my friend said:

'I am so Hungarian' (meaning hungry)

Its not funny till you hear him say it.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Not on KMC, but my friend said:

'I am so Hungarian' (meaning hungry)

Its not funny till you hear him say it.

audio clip?

Originally posted by Strangelove
audio clip?

Nah. Just imagine someone saying that in French accent.

Originally posted by silver_tears
B-Bear is mah hero herbtouched

ilufu

Originally posted by InnerRise
Murdering is worse.

I'd rather be a pedophile than a murderer.

(Never thought I'd say that before)

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by Mišt
Barker and Thorinn adopted a transexual girl called Bob, they try to live as close to a normal family as they can.31
LethalFemme contracted AIDS, then figured if she's contracted one disease, she may as well try and get all of them. She now spends her time sleeping around, "GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!" was her catchphrase until she sold the rights to Pokemon.13
Baka died from heart strain after trying for 4 weeks to give himself an erection31
Vinny sold his soul for sex, unfortunately he didnt specify anything further and ended up losing his virginity to a 7ft baboon. 13
Syren became a multibillionaire after making several porn movies, all bought by Backfire.31
Dusty played Gears of War for 48 weeks straight and was declared an official nerd.13
Wolflet jumped out of a 30ft building after her World of Warcraft character died. 31

By far. crylaugh

This one is the shiz:

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Originally posted by Impediment
Hey, Mist. I found the answer to that question you asked me about the other day. I think that it's Chlamydia you've got instead of Syphilis. I know you told me that you were having problems with an infectious discharge, which is a common symptom of syphilis, but I think that the constant pain in your lower stomach and burning sensation when you urinate are more characteristic of Chlamydia. I know how you didn't want to talk to your parents about it so I didn't mind calling around to find out what is wrong with you. Just being a good friend and letting ya know ~holla back

P.S. I heard Wal-Mart has that cream that you needed for that oral herpes, too. And dont worry, it doesnt have any alcohol so it wont burn like the last 7 creams you tried. :-) Get well soon!!! -Matt 😉