Tease them with a toe...and then a finger....and then tell them, "NO MORE BEFORE DINNER!" Then I'd go fix dinner, feed them......and feed them the rest of me as a bedtime snack.
What would you do if you had a mouse in your house and you kept finding its "Presents" in your bed underneath your pillows?
anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
Originally posted by Eclipso
Eat the cookies.What would you do if you saw an amazingly hot Vampire and you knew you were going to have the most amazing night of passion in your life, but you knew after you slept with her she was going to turn you and make you her slave for all time?
Murder her! I'll be damned if these tight-clothed, sexually-confused, pasty skinned mistakes are going to be breathing my air! I'd dislodge her kneecaps to become her equal, then tease her crimson lips with my pus-filled reproductive tool. Make her beg for mercy before ending her pathetic miserable life...
Would you live next door to me?
Originally posted by ScytheYeah, because when I went psycho, I would blame everything on you.
Murder her! I'll be damned if these tight-clothed, sexually-confused, pasty skinned mistakes are going to be breathing my air! I'd dislodge her kneecaps to become her equal, then tease her crimson lips with my pus-filled reproductive tool. Make her beg for mercy before ending her pathetic miserable life...Would you live next door to me?
Originally posted by EclipsoSay NO.
Eat the cookies.What would you do if you saw an amazingly hot Vampire and you knew you were going to have the most amazing night of passion in your life, but you knew after you slept with her she was going to turn you and make you her slave for all time?
What would you do if you were starving but the only thing to eat was a slab of raw meat?
anata wa wakarimasu ka.....