Originally posted by Ambience
double over in pain.
wouldn't try to get revenge or anything.
o-Owhat would you do if I drop kicked you down a flight of stairs?
Then I would get up, punch you in the face a few times. Then grab you by your hair and smash your front teeth into one of the steps.
What would you do if I spat in your face?
Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
what? no "what if.." for me?Fine you get another, what iffff..... I grabbed one of your hands and stabbed a wooden tookpick under your fingernail?
SQ = same question silly! 😛
I'd kick you in the balls as hard as humanly possible.
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hmmm.
what would you do if you fell madly in love with a married person?
Originally posted by Ambience
SQ = same question silly! 😛I'd kick you in the balls as hard as humanly possible.
😐hmmm.
what would you do if you fell madly in love with a married person?
I would take her husband out for a few beers. Slip him a mickey. Drive him to a desolate place and beat his face in with a shovel. I would do the same to his wife (my love) except i'd beat her with a leg of lamb.
What would you do if some random guy came up to you, with Pez dispenser in his hand, round house kicked your face, then shoved the pez dispenser in you face and said "gime all your money B@TCH!".
Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
I would take her husband out for a few beers. Slip him a mickey. Drive him to a desolate place and beat his face in with a shovel. I would do the same to his wife (my love) except i'd beat her with a leg of lamb.What would you do if some random guy came up to you, with Pez dispenser in his hand, round house kicked your face, then shoved the pez dispenser in you face and said "gime all your money B@TCH!".
I'd get up and pucnh him right in the nose.
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What would you do if...
you found out you knocked some girl up?
Originally posted by Ambience
I'd get up and pucnh him right in the nose.
😐What would you do if...
you found out you knocked some girl up?
I'd tell her to stop being such a whore and to get the hell out of my life.
What would you do if some guy you knew burned down your house because he claimed you gave him VD?
Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
I'd tell her to stop being such a whore and to get the hell out of my life.What would you do if some guy you knew burned down your house because he claimed you gave him VD?
I'd claim I'd never slept with him, let alone have one.
And that I was suing him, and cleaning him out. 😐
What would you do if you got drunk and let somebody talk you into a Vegas "quickie" marriage?
Originally posted by Ambience
I'd claim I'd never slept with him, let alone have one.
And that I was suing him, and cleaning him out. 😐What would you do if you got drunk and let somebody talk you into a Vegas "quickie" marriage?
Id murder my new 'wife' and the witnesses, the person who tricked me, and the preist who performed the ceremony. I'd stack their bodies in the bathroom of the chapel and pour hydrocholoric acid on the bodies. then i'd burn the the chapel.
What would you do if you were in the check out line of a store. some old guy who was in front of you took out brass knuckles and started punching the clerk in the face (who happened to be a old woman). Remember the guy is old ,slow, and weak.
Originally posted by Barker
I'd tell Irene to take off that silly mask.What would you do if Innerrise seemed to be obsessed with Moms?
Assume his mommy beat him as a kid?
What would you do if you went to Mcdoland's, Ronald McDonald was there making ballons for the kiddies. When you walk to your car he follows you, when you catches up to you, he sticks his finger in your face says "you owe me money you fawking cont!".
Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
Assume his mommy beat him as a kid?What would you do if you went to Mcdoland's, Ronald McDonald was there making ballons for the kiddies. When you walk to your car he follows you, when you catches up to you, he sticks his finger in your face says "you owe me money you fawking cont!".
Originally posted by Ambience
come again?
reeve
What would you do if you found out that the hamburger you ate a minute ago wasn't cow...but a dolphin...
Originally posted by K73SKWhat would you do if you found out that the hamburger you ate a minute ago wasn't cow...but a dolphin...
Then I would rent some 'Flipper' dvds, watch them, then blow my brains out with a .44 magnum.
What would you do ifffffff... you were crossing the street then somebody hit you with their car accidently. You simply got knocked to the ground, no major damage. Then the drive got out of the car asked if you were ok. when Theb you said you were fine, he quickly got back in the car and tried to run you over again?
Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
Then I would rent some 'Flipper' dvds, watch them, then blow my brains out with a .44 magnum.What would you do ifffffff... you were crossing the street then somebody hit you with their car accidently. You simply got knocked to the ground, no major damage. Then the drive got out of the car asked if you were ok. when Theb you said you were fine, he quickly got back in the car and tried to run you over again?
I would somehow get away, get a gun, find the jerk and make him run for his life.
what would you do if you found out your grandma killed someone