What Would You Do?

dont know

you dont know what you would do if you found a functioning lightsaber on your nightstand?

I would sell it and make hella money.

what would you do if you found a functioning lightsaber and luke skywalker came and said it was his?

i would give it to him. hes a jedi master, man.

what would you do if you found out there was a contract on your life?

how so?

like if someone wanted you dead, and they hired a pro hitman to kill you, and you found out, what would you do?

I would be a fugitive. So, I would try everything I can to dodge this guy and end up capturing him, tie him up, staple a piece of paper to his balls, beat him with a bat, and leave him in the closet to have the officers take him away.

What if I was coming to your house. What would you do? 🙄

why a piece of paper to his balls?

i would make you dinner. what would you like?

BACON!

what would you do if i came to your house and asked for dinner, but i never got full and ate all your food?

then i would ride you to the grocery store and drain yur bank account.

what would you do if jet li threatened to kick your ass?

hire jackie chan.

what would you do if jackie chan threatened to kick your ass?

hire jet li.

what if david spade threatened to kick your ass?

slap him

sq

give him a wedgie....

what would you do if you were banned permanently?

hire dickie roberts

what would you do if napoleon synamite threataned 2 kick your ass?

i would totally skip a post.

I'd kick him in the nuts and run. vin

What would you do if you got teleported into a wrestling ring right as the two wrestlers are coming at each other? hmm

I would wake up.

What would you do; go to a club tonight or to a party?

party!!!

what would you do if you looked down and saw blood leaking from your navel?

I would plug it broke back style. 😄
What would you do if you're with me in Brokeback Mountain?