Lost and Found.

I lost my Cock and last time I saw it was I put it at the, ah uh...well its somewhere here in KMC. Can you help me find my Cock. It has to be here somewhere.

let me go and grab my magnifying glass.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
let me go and grab my magnifying glass.

Its not hard to miss. Hand Span Length, 2 finger diameter, black color, no blemishes, have you seen it?

Originally posted by Strangelove
You'll never find it with that. *busts out electron microscope*

Originally posted by Smiter
Its not hard to miss. Hand Span Length, 2 finger diameter, black color, no blemishes, have you seen it?

Oh its there, just really....really.......REALLY.......really......hard to see..

Originally posted by Smiter
Its not hard to miss. Hand Span Length, 2 finger diameter, black color, no blemishes, have you seen it?

*hides shit*

I do not agree on this whole thing...I never lie (no joke)

I got the song "Detachable Penis" by King Missile stuck in my head now...

Dammit

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
*looks down at your crotch*

Oh its there, just really....really.......REALLY.......really......hard to see..

Its camouflaged with my black skin specially at night.

Should I post a reward for bounty hunter?

Silver_tears likes cock.

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm all about the cock. 13

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Originally posted by Smiter
Its camouflaged with my black skin specially at night.

Should I post a reward for bounty hunter?

Do you really think I didn't know...I'm impressed by your belief and persistence. I'm very very unusual, that's the word. Your eyes deceive you, try harder.

I want it back because I need them to say, "Once you go black you never go back."

Originally posted by Smiter
I want it back because I need them to say, "Once you go black you never go back."

Originally posted by Strangelove
You'll never find it with that. *busts out electron microscope*

😆

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
in your case it would be "once you go black you never go back, cuz the sex was so damn horrible."

😂 Once you go black, you never come back 😖hifty:

i wouldnt expect a call from boba fett.

You want victory so badly that makes you blind. Alright believe it. I think you know but still struggling with cheap excuses. I will send a proof exactly like the one you have but not from me...then you will believe me. Why am I here...how did I know...I'm not suppose to know. Be patient, you will see the light. Is not a matter of color. You don't know what's coming your way.

Originally posted by Strangelove
You'll never find it with that. *busts out electron microscope*