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Started by Robtard2 pages

Originally posted by FeceMan
In a way, yes.

You see, all Internet forums must have a "stupidity quotient" to which they must adhere. The stupidity quotient is determined by the average level of stupidity of the posters after the forum has a relatively stabilized population for three months or so (although it is adjusted after longer spans of time, too, especially after influxes of new members). After this point, any new member to the forum will either increase or decrease the stupidity quotient by his or her own stupidity level averaged against all the posters. (Technically, keeping it at zero is possible, but it is also improbable.) Whenever the stupidity quotient exceeds or drops below the set standard, one of three things must happen:

1. The poster must be banned. Assuming that he will not make socks, the stupidity quotient is back to being balanced. Alternatively, the poster may leave of his own volition.

2. Another poster must join with a stupidity quotient approximately equal to the inverse of previous poster's stupidity level.

3. The poster must adjust his or her own stupidity level so that it matches the stupidity quotient.

Out of all the options, number two is the most likely. Number one occurs only if the poster's stupidity level is an outlier in comparison to the forum's stupidity quotient, and number three simply won't happen 99% of the time.

Now, as for how this applies to KMC:

M.T. STYLE obviously has an extremely high stupidity level. This stupidity level affects KMC to such a degree that it throws the stupidity quotient off balance completely--or it would, were KMC's stupidity quotient normalized. You see, in the past few months, there has been a noticeable deviation from KMC's stupidity quotient--at least in the GDF and religion forum--lowering the stupidity quotient to that of a normal person's stupidity level. (The OTF, on the other hand, remains significantly below average.) Because of this decreasing stupidity quotient, KMC has not been balanced and thus likely to collapse under the strain of its own lack of idiocy. However, M.T. STYLE helps rebalance KMC and prevent the forum from self-destruction.

Thus, he is the "chosen one" in the same way that one might describe a child with Down syndrome who inadvertently defused a nuclear warhead that was going to disintegrate a major city.

Well put... A couple questions though:

1) How would a collapse occur due to a too low stupidity level? One would think a high intelligence pooling would make a solid foundation, unless excessive arrogance causes collapses?

2) Is there an Internet stupidity scale were people can be ranked against?

Originally posted by M.T. STYLE
just because i like feminine looking men, doesn't mean i like to poke them at their blackhole.
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Originally posted by Robtard
Well put... A couple questions though:

1) How would a collapse occur due to a too low stupidity level? One would think a high intelligence pooling would make a solid foundation, unless excessive arrogance causes collapses?

2) Is there an Internet stupidity scale were people can be ranked against?


Maladjusted stupidity quotients cause collapses in similar ways. If the stupidity quotient is too high, the forums will inevitably crash and whoever is in charge will be unable to figure out how to fix them. If the stupidity quotient is too low...well, I assume you've heard of Brave New World. It's like when they tried to create a society composed solely of the people with the best genetics and capability--it flat out broke down.

As for the scale...that's actually up to the individual poster and his or her experiences with other forums. As far as stupidity quotient goes, I can safely say that KMC is below-average (at least to me).

to much data, man.

Actually I think that there are some really beautiful biracial people out here.......quite exotic looking........

there are beautiful people of every race. just open your eyes.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
there are beautiful people of every race. just open your eyes.

Especially this guy. He's half-cabbage and half-muppet.

thats not a woman, thats a man, baby!!!