Slay's Ultimate Story.

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Vinny Valentine Vinny Valentine

Slay is Short for Sex.

ermm

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
It's hillarious (in hindsight) the things we do when drunk. But you could have died, dude. That part ain't funny.

But I didn't. It was like a cartoon. The water got up to my waist and that was it... I was so drunk that I didn't even realise it.

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by Slay
But I didn't. It was like a cartoon. The water got up to my waist and that was it... I was so drunk that I didn't even realise it.

😂 Well then that is totally funny...but, like, what if you passed out in the water?

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
😂 Well then that is totally funny...but, like, what if you passed out in the water?

I would probably wake up in the hospital. I already was practically drowning but my mate pulled me up in a split second. 😬

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Slay is Short for Sex.

ermm


Actually it's short for for Hot and Sweaty Women Only Sex. ermm

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by Slay
I would probably wake up in the hospital. I already was practically drowning but my mate pulled me up in a split second. 😬

Did it scare you?

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Did it scare you?

I had more of a ''wtf , I'm not swimming anymore'' feeling then a ''Oh my God I'm drowning'' feeling. 😬

I guess it comes with the being drunk stuff. ermm

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Slay
I had more of a ''wtf , I'm not swimming anymore'' feeling then a ''Oh my God I'm drowning'' feeling. 😬

I guess it comes with the being drunk stuff. ermm

Yeah yeah, but afterwards. That's when shit always scares me. When you realize.

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yeah yeah, but afterwards. That's when shit always scares me. When you realize.

True. When I woke up I remembered the bit of me wanting to swim home, and when my roommate told me the rest of the story, at first I laughed but then I started to think. If I drowned that night, I would never be able to fulfill my legacy... ermm

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by Slay
True. When I woke up I remembered the bit of me wanting to swim home, and when my roommate told me the rest of the story, at first I laughed but then I started to think. If I drowned that night, I would never be able to fulfill my legacy... ermm

To become my wife....✅

I gotta fly dude, talk to you Monday.

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
To become my wife....✅

I gotta fly dude, talk to you Monday.


You know what dad said. No incest. ermm

Later.

Mywi healed ninja.
Originally posted by Slay
It was a really funny sight. (Or so I've heard) Me all spartling in the water, my mate pulling me up, and I go like: ''Than kyu.'' And faint. 😂

😂 😐

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
It's hillarious (in hindsight) the things we do when drunk. But you could have died, dude. That part ain't funny.

And I´d become a ****ing widow. ermm

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by Mywi
😂 😐

And I´d become a ****ing widow. ermm


Scott and Danny would be dadless. ermm

Mywi healed ninja.
Originally posted by Slay
Scott and Danny would be dadless. ermm

cry
I´d easily find a new dad for them.

Slay Skyhighatrist

BUMP

Originally posted by Mywi
cry
I´d easily find a new dad for them.

Floosie. ermm

Mywi healed ninja.

Originally posted by Slay
BUMP

Floosie. ermm

Ouch.

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by Mywi
Ouch.

mhm

Mywi healed ninja.
Originally posted by Slay
mhm

Marry me one more time?

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by Mywi
Marry me one more time?

Sure. doped