Funny Phrases from the books

Which phrases did u think was funny in the HP books?
You cant give a dementor the old one-two...

'You're a git' 😐

though I'm not sure if that's therehmm😐

"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have" Hermione talking to Ron after Harry kissed Cho in OOTP.

When someone cast a spell on Hermione, and her frontal teeths started to grow, Snape poped out and when he saw her he said: I can't see any difference...funny as hell...

"Bloody hell" always makes me laugh.

Harry who says he prefers to fight of dragons instead of asking a girl to the ball.

Originally posted by Rave X
Harry who says he prefers to fight of dragons instead of asking a girl to the ball.

Now that's one sentence whose meaning I agree with😮😛

Girls think the same about boys 🙁

Originally posted by Xandico
Girls think the same about boys 🙁

Really😛?

"Excuse me, but are you the imprint of a recently departed soul?"

😆

and it's true... girls would rather fight a dragon than ask a boy out. Although boys don't really travel in packs, you just kind of have your own entourage, IMO. 😄

Originally posted by siriuswriter
"Excuse me, but are you the imprint of a recently departed soul?"

😆

and it's true... girls would rather fight a dragon than ask a boy out. Although boys don't really travel in packs, you just kind of have your own entourage, IMO. 😄

Yeah, I must admit, that was funny when I read the part where Ron made fun of Snape about the ghost and inferi thing, though Snape managed to shut Ron up🙁.

I don't know much about girls fighting dragons than asking boys out, but I certainly do know that I'd rather fight a lion than ask a girl out. Asking to be friends however, is kinda easier than ABC if the girl doesn't think of you in a bad way😛.

Originally posted by argesilen
When someone cast a spell on Hermione, and her frontal teeths started to grow, Snape poped out and when he saw her he said: I can't see any difference...funny as hell...

😆 I love that part!! 😱

"Piss off"

i like da bit in POA
'This worked well but it must have gave him a glazed look as aunt Marge starting voicing loud opinions that he was mentally subnormal'
its something like that anyway

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Really😛?

Yes, that is why most of us prefer boys to make the first move, and it's more traditional 😄

'i shouldn't have said that'
' I shouldn't have said that'

Sounds familiar?

"Dumbledores dead"...LOL...jk ...sorri...but it had to be done

OY YOU STUPID ANIMAL in POA

We could have been killed, or worse....expelled.
That was in SS

Originally posted by Rave X
Harry who says he prefers to fight of dragons instead of asking a girl to the ball.

Originally posted by Running Mascara
😆 I love that part!! 😱