From Femme To You<3

Originally posted by Röland
It's making cat noises. ermm

I...got nothing. You win. weep

Step on it.ermm

I win? OMG I never win.cry

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Nah he doesn't mow lawns.😛

This coming from a moose?mhm

😂

Moose knows what he's talking about... 🥷

Originally posted by Röland
😂

Moose knows what he's talking about... 🥷

No he doesn't he pays someone to talk for him.🥷

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
*whispers* She had a tail....and 4 penises....on her head. 🥷

Only after you invited your friends over and got me drunk.😠

Btw how's Paul?😍

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ok....I'll wander only in the good areas.

*whispers* She had a tail....and 4 penises....on her head. 🥷

Good, the last time I was there I wandered down the wrong road and this guy gave me some white powder.
I ate some and in no time I was dancing with Mickey and all his friends. ermm

A tail and 4 penises...she sounds like a....Succubus! oh

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Step on it.ermm

I win? OMG I never win.cry

*steps on it and noises stop*

Ok it's all good. ermmhappy

Well you won today. 🙂

Originally posted by LethalFemme
No he doesn't he pays someone to talk for him.🥷

Like a ventriloquist? hmm

Originally posted by Röland
Like a ventriloquist? hmm

Exactly. He pays these guys to put their hands up his ass.🥷

Originally posted by LethalFemme
No he doesn't he pays someone to talk for him.🥷

Only after you invited your friends over and got me drunk.😠

Btw how's Paul?😍

*ANNOUNCERS VOICE*

That's RIGHT ALANA! NOW TELL ASSCRACKER WHAT HE'S WON!

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Exactly. He pays these guys to put their hands up his ass.🥷

It must be very uncomfortable. oh

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
*ANNOUNCERS VOICE*

That's RIGHT ALANA! NOW TELL ASSCRACKER WHAT HE'S WON!

You've won an all expenses paid trip to LALA LAND!!!!!!clap*

*struts around in red bow*lf

*Note while in LALA LAND. You may not touch, look and or talk to Femme unless Moose is present.eyes

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You've won an all expenses paid trip to LALA LAND!!!!!!clap

*struts around in red bow*lf

Yay a vacation!!! 😊

*unwraps the bow* 😏

Originally posted by Röland
It must be very uncomfortable. oh

You would think so, yeah...srug

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You've won an all expenses paid trip to LALA LAND!!!!!!clap*

*struts around in red bow*lf

*Note while in LALA LAND. You may not touch, look and or talk to Femme unless Moose is present.eyes

THAT'S RIGHT ROLAND! 2 HOURS AT LALA LAND.

WHILE THERE, DO NOTHING BUT STARE!!

Omg this thread rocks!!!

Originally posted by Röland
Yay a vacation!!! 😊

*unwraps the bow* 😏

No touching Mister.nono

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You would think so, yeah...srug

THAT'S RIGHT ROLAND! 2 HOURS AT LALA LAND.

WHILE THERE, DO NOTHING BUT STARE!!

I imagine you sounding like the guy from the Price Is Right.😂

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You would think so, yeah...srug

THAT'S RIGHT ROLAND! 2 HOURS AT LALA LAND.

WHILE THERE, DO NOTHING BUT STARE!!

It's ok I don't judge you my friend. petpet

*stares at LF*

*in William Shatner voice*

I try to look away but...some kind of tractor beam is....keeping me staring. droolio

Originally posted by LethalFemme
No touching Mister.nono

I imagine you sounding like the guy from the Price Is Right.😂

But Moose is around! eyes

Bob Barker! 😱

Originally posted by Röland
It's ok I don't judge you my friend. petpet

*stares at LF*

*in William Shatner voice*

I try to look away but...some kind of tractor beam is....keeping me staring. droolio

*giggle*blush2

Originally posted by Röland
But Moose is around! eyes

Bob Barker! 😱

Ask him and see what he says.But I warn you he's gonna say no.nahuh

No the other guy in the shiny jacket.😱

Originally posted by LethalFemme
*giggle*blush2

Ask him and see what he says.But I warn you he's gonna say no.nahuh

No the other guy in the shiny jacket.😱

Moose can't deny me I give him dictations 3 times a day! 😒

You mean the guy that says:

"(INSERT NAME) YOU'RE THE NEXT CONTESTANT ON THE PRICE IS RIGHT!"

Fragymcnoobsterburger!?!

Originally posted by Röland
Moose can't deny me I give him dictations 3 times a day! 😒

You mean the guy that says:

"(INSERT NAME) YOU'RE THE NEXT CONTESTANT ON THE PRICE IS RIGHT!"

I don't know he's a big one.✅

Yeah that one.clapping

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I don't know he's a big one.✅

Yeah that one.clapping

Big one. 😂

I got him right! w00t