From Femme To You<3

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
😆 Twas an interesting day.

I watched the clouds and they told me green.cry

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Display them.ermm

I wrote them on my nipplesermm

Originally posted by Mišt
I watched the clouds and they told me green.cry

I wrote them on my nipplesermm

In crayon?ermm

In your lipstickermm

No biggie I borrowed it from Moose and he stole it from your purse.ermm

Originally posted by Mišt
I watched the clouds and they told me green.cry

I don't much care. If Dumbledore calls though, I can't pinch his nipples tonight.

I can't stand that **** Tinkerbell first she slept with Peter and now she she's with Goofy.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
No biggie I borrowed it from Moose and he stole it from your purse.ermm

Alls well thenermm

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I don't much care. If Dumbledore calls though, I can't pinch his nipples tonight.

Fine fine I understand, call me milk?

Originally posted by Mišt
Alls well thenermm

Fine fine I understand, call me milk?

If you say so.ermm

Those towels are for company.

Pamphlets are calling! 👆 I'll get my robe, you guys cover the back door. wavey

Originally posted by LethalFemme
If you say so.ermm

Those towels are for company.

I washed my Sunday on the fake one😮

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Pamphlets are calling! 👆 I'll get my robe, you guys cover the back door. wavey

I slipped on the sky and hurt my alphabet😕

No pickles, one large coke and an extra fri.

Hold the tv, my arm is pink🙁

If you're gonna wear that shade of lipstick you need onions to march.

I caused a nipple explosion and my beer wet its pantsmist

I'd like to order a pizza and have it delivered in May.

I cant do that so Ill have it ready by yesterday. You're late with your mortgage, pay me water😠

Originally posted by Mišt

Fine fine I understand, call me milk?

Right, rabbit nuts, I'm on my way. Just don't let the staple salesman leave before I get a chance to kill him, kay?

Originally posted by Mišt
I cant do that so Ill have it ready by yesterday. You're late with your mortgage, pay me water😠

I put the baby in the oven and set it to 3 o'clock.

I said twice now Im not coming to Alaska to feed the ponies, stop touching my elbows goddammit😠

Why does the dog get a new car and I don't?