Greetings, Obsessive Moviegoers
Allow me to introduce myself, you may refer to me as Dr Flotsam. To compress a lengthy tale into a compact one (I believe the saying goes) I am here to analye a subject that has eluded me and my fellow Freudians over the years : the moviegoer. But seeing as I know you are all itching to know my full le conte tout à fait intéressant, my full story can be acessed on my profile. So what is it that attracts you crétins tristes to the movie world, whilst one of my intellect would much rather occupy his time in the opera with visions of meurs fort chasse après les méchants? whilst dining on un yorkie avec um bon va?