New Battle of Hoth

The Empire once again closes in on the Rebel base. However, things are going to be different this time around. What if the Rebels had had one of the greatest weapons ever? What if the Rebels had GODZILLA?

GENERAL VEERS- The Rebels don't stand a chance. Move in.
*shows Rebel troopers dying everywhere*
GENERAL VEERS- The day is ours!
*ROOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR*
GENERAL VEERS- What the he11 is that?
*a massive ray of blue fire slams into the AT-AT next to Veers', it collapses in a heap of flame; Godzilla rises up into view*
GENERAL VEERS- Take it out!
*three AT-AT's fire on Godzilla; he shrugs the blows aside and anihilates another AT-AT*
GENERAL VEERS- What is that thing?
RANDOM JAPANESE PERSON- GODZILLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAA!
GENERAL VEERS- I see...
*Vader appears on holocommunicator*
VADER- I want Godzilla captured alive.
VEERS- But, sir-
*suddenly, Godzilla blows up the command AT-AT*
*scene shifts to space*
VADER- ARRGH! GENERAL VEERS HAD FAILED! Pull back immediately.
OFFICER- At once, my lord.
*pause*
OFFICER- Sir, excellent news! Godzilla has attacked the Rebels!
VADER- So much for the battle. Oh, well. We won anyway.

NARRATOR- Luke Skywalker and the rest of the Rebel leadership were killed by Godzilla at Hoth. Palpatine ruled for 1000 years, until Vader struck him down. Vader then trained Godzilla in the ways of the Force and made him his apprentice. Victory was theirs.

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Empire would eventually win because they would bring in reinforcements and Vader would show up soon. Then it's over!

Wierd thread!

Originally posted by Darth Martin

Wierd thread!

😉
Thank you, my friend!

And the thread was about the immediate battle, not the long-term consequences.

Your script? Decent.

Originally posted by Darth Martin
Your script? Decent.

Once again, thank you.

👆

*facedesk*