Poll
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1) The Official Vs. thread "Who would win?"
2) The Hulk would use Jason as toilet paper. This is stupid.
Here's how it goes...
Jason picks up David Banner by the throat and throws him about 50 feet...this triggers Banner to turn into the Hulk. Jason goes to slash the Hulk with his machete. He catches the Hulk off guard and slashes Hulk across the chest. This REALLY pisses the Hulk off.
Jason goes to slash the Hulk again...NOPE, not this time! This time Jason has bitten off a little more than he can chew. Hulk grabs his arm with the machete; pulls it off. No problem, Jason still tries to attack the Hulk with his one good arm by trying to choke the Hulk. Another no-no. Hulk yanks off his other arm.
The Hulk then grabs the armless Jason, crushes his head like a rotton grape, folds him in half like a lawn chair, and throws his ass back into Crystal Lake.
We then see Banner on the run again, hitchhiking down the road; with a sign behind him that says "You are now leaving Camp Crystal Lake...Have a nice day!" The End.
Here is what will happen.
While on the run the Hulk runs into Crystal Lake. There he meets Tommy Jarvis. Tommy stares in fright at the Hulk. The Hulk edges towards Tommy, he raises a fist. But just before he hits him, he hears loud footsteps behind him. He turns around to see a zombielike creature in a goalie mask. This gives Tommy a chance to escape. Thinking of him as a regular fool trying to destroy him, the Hulk runs toward Jason. He attemps to punch Jason with little strength. But, he underestimated Jason. Jason grabs hulks arm and hacks it with a machete. The Hulk growls in anger, and removes the machete. Jason is suprised to see the wound shrinking, then finally dissappearing. Jason shoots his hand out to strangle the hulk, but the Hulkgrabs Jason's head, hacks his stomach with a machete, lifts him up, pins him against the wall of a cabing, and lands a good punch in his face. He drops Jason to the ground. He turns away, thinking that Jason's dead. When he hears a twig snap, and turns around to see that Jason is gone. He turns around again to see that Jason is a few inches away from his face. Jason,punches Hulk in the face, which gets him angrier. (way to go Jason. 😛 ) The Hulks tackles Jason to the ground, he reaches for Jason's machete, bends it like rubber, and throws it in Crystal lake.he grabs Jason's exposed head and twists it and it pops like a beer top. He throws Jason's head into Crystal lake, and leaves the corpsy body for the buzzards.
The End.
Re: Re: Re: Jason Voorhees VS The Incredible Hulk
Originally posted by Tyranno-Chris
Tell me Borlly? Who won the poll? 😈
Im Brolly , i said Any verison of the hulk could take jason.
Tyranno are YOU DRUNK JASON V.S HULK IS LIKE MMMMMMMMMMMM WOLVERINE VS BARBIE, OFF CURSE I VOTE 4 - THE GREEN BEAST -
😛 😈 hOWEVER myers fan TELL ME who wn the poll in Myers vs JASON 😛 🤣
Onslaught Issue Checklist
(It is in Alphabetical Order and not in release order as according to the phases and impacts)
Amazing Spider-Man #415 - Spider-Man battles Onslaught's sentinels.
Avengers #400 - X-Men seek the help of the Avengers
Avengers #401 - Joseph and Rogue join the fight.
Avengers #402 - the Avengers battle Holocaust and Post.
Cable #32 - Post vs. Cable
Cable #33 - Post vs. Cable (cont.)
Cable #34 - Onslaught-controlled Hulk vs. Cable
Cable #35 - Cable Teams up with Apocalypse to rescue Franklin Richards
Cable #36 - Cable deals from the aftereffects of the battle with Onslaught with Franklin Richards
Excalibur #99 - Onslaught recruits the Black Queen of the Hellfire Club
Excalibur #100 - The X-Men travel to Muir Island to discover how to stop Onslaught
Fantastic Four #414 - Onslaught appears to befriend the reality-warping Franklin Richards.
Fantastic Four #415 - Onslaught abducts Franklin Richards.
Fantastic Four #416 - The Fantastic Four and their allies fight Onslaught- conjured phantoms of their greatest foes.
Generation X #18 - Emma Frost subconsciously tries to Safeguard Generation X from Onslaught
Generation X #19 - Emma Frost releases Generation X from her subconscious efforts to protect them from Onslaught
Green Goblin #12 - Green Goblin battles one of Onslaught's sentinels
Incredible Hulk #444 - Cable and Storm free Hulk from Onslaught's control
Incredible Hulk #445 - the Hulk joins the Avengers in an attack on Onslaught.
Incredible Hulk #446 - The Hulk is on the run post-Onslaught and post-Banner
Incredible Hulk #447 - The Marvel Universe deals with a mindless Hulk due to the Onslaught Affair!
Iron Man #332 - Iron Man and the Avengers battle Onslaught's sentinels
Onslaught: X-Men - X-Men are attacked by Onslaught
Onslaught: Marvel Universe - The stunning conclusion.
Onslaught: Epilogue - Professor X is interrogated by Bastion. .
Punisher #11 - Punisher and S.H.I.E.L.D. prevent helicarrier from being scavenged after battle with Sentinels
Spider-Man #72 - Spider-Man (Ben Reilly) joins Peter Parker against the sentinels
Thor #502 - Last issue of Thor in which he prepares for battle the day before the end.
Uncanny X-Men #322 - The Juggernaut lands in New Jersey after getting punched by Onslaught in Canada.
Uncanny X-Men #333 - Onslaught helps Jean Grey escape from Operation: Zero Tolerance
Uncanny X-Men #334 - The Juggernaut seeks the help of the X-Men in seeking to unlock Onslaught's identity from his mind
Uncanny X-Men #335 - Avengers and X-Man come to the X-Men's aid
Uncanny X-Men #336 - The X-Men, The Avengers, and The Fantastic Four launch an all-out assault
Uncanny X-Men #337 - Xavier takes stock of his life after Onslaught
Wolverine #93 - Juggernaut runs for his life because he knows too much
Wolverine #104 - Wolverine and Elektra discover Onslaught's true nature
Wolverine #105 - Wolverine joins the battle
X-Factor #124 - Havok is unconsciously manipulated by the Dark Beast
X-Factor #125 - Onslaught takes control of Project: Wideawake's Sentinels.
X-Factor #126 - Forge and Sabertooth rescue the real Beast
X-Force #46 - Mimic is captured by Onslaught
X-Force #52 - X-Force battles Onslaught augmented Blob and Mimic
X-Force #57 - X-Force attempts to safeguard X-Man from Mister Sinister
X-Force #58 - X-Force are psionically manipulated by Onslaught
X-Man #15 - Onslaught recruits Holocaust
X-Man #16 - Holocaust battles X-Man in Onslaught's name
X-Man #17 - Holocaust battles X-Man in Onslaught's name (cont.)
X-Man #18 - X-Man seeks X-Force's help
X-Man #19 - Mister Sinister tries to prevent Onslaught from controlling X-Man
X-Men #25 - Xavier shuts down Magneto's mind!
X-Men #46 - Onslaught sends a Sentinel research facility offline
X-Men #49 - Chamber is teleported away by an Onslaught-controlled Gateway
X-Men #50 - the X-Men battle Onslaught's herald, Post!
X-Men #53 - Onslaught takes Jean Grey on a tour through Professor X's mind.
X-Men #54 - Onslaught's identity revealed
X-Men #55 - the X-Men, Avengers, and Fantastic Four attempt to stop Onslaught and his sentinels
X-Men #56 - Xavier confronts Onslaught
X-Men #57 - Xavier allows himself to be taken into Government custody
X-Men: Road to Onslaught-Explains Onslaught’s motives
X-Men Unlimited #12 - Doctor Strange helps free Juggernaut from the Gem of Cyttorak
X-Men Unlimited #14- Franklin Richards deals with the loss of his parents due to Onslaught.