What's the crappiest Present, that you got?

Originally posted by silver_tears
Does it hurt?

I must inquire, does what hurt ? mr "Silver Tears". I can inform you however that the recording I was unfortunate enough to recieve butchured the works of Johann Strauss beyond repair.

Originally posted by Dr Flotsam
I must inquire, does what hurt ? mr "Silver Tears". I can inform you however that the recording I was unfortunate enough to recieve butchured the works of Johann Strauss beyond repair.

Ms., thank you very much.

And does it hurt having your head so far up your ass? doped

Originally posted by silver_tears
Ms., thank you very much.

And does it hurt having your head so far up your ass? doped

I must inform you, mr "Silver Tears" that I have never had the experience of my head lodged up my rectum, would you care to fill me in on it?

Originally posted by Dr Flotsam
I must inform you, mr "Silver Tears" that I have never had the experience of my head lodged up my rectum, would you care to fill me in on it?

You might have to ask one of your "patients."

Originally posted by silver_tears
Ms., thank you very much.

And does it hurt having your head so far up your ass? doped

He called you sir?😂

Twice doped

Originally posted by silver_tears
Twice doped

He's clearly jealous of your vagina.ermm

i dont get presents on christmas. i'm a muslim. >.< i get presents next week though. ^_^

Originally posted by LethalFemme
He's clearly jealous of your vagina.ermm

Don't be vulgar, mr "Lethalfemme".

Originally posted by Dr Flotsam
Don't be vulgar, mr "Lethalfemme".

Don't spell my name wrong Mrs. Doubtfire.ermm

femme...erm...i dont know how to describe your siggy in words, so i'll make a sound. giggity000haduighhuiyhuiyweeerrpwompohyeaholyf***O_Ozomgkkksexyw0otABSTINENCE!
blowup

Syphilis

I got a chocolate bar, but I wouldn't reall call it crappy, it was just the least expensive.

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
[center] A pair of Socks. 😐

Appreciate that you got ANYTHING, brat.

I got nothing crappylove20

Well, once I asked for a G.D.T.S.W.M.B, but instead I got a G.D.T.S.O.I. 😬

Man those are so 1976, you should have taken it back and gotten some porn or something 😬

I just so happened to open three presents in a row that all contained socks. 5 pairs each, 20 white, 10 black.

You should defy convention by wearing one of each, on your handsleftright

There's plenty of places they could be worn. oh