Here today, dead tomorrow or DEATH DRIVES A STICK !

Originally posted by Barker
i god a babie dol 4 xmas but it bruk becuz a stuk ma penis in it lolz lolz 😈 😈 😈 😠

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Originally posted by Bloigen
lol i stuck minez in the outliets
i tink u cun guss how dat turne dout 😮 😮

uncroesses legs l

lol i wuz tryin on shos nd the gril thouhg i wuz a gril

I would try to remove one of my own kidneys in a cold bathtub.

Originally posted by Barker
nywaty i stuk ma penis in da sharpna cuz i thot it was to small and a shood mak it mor big n then a tisted it nd it huurt nd i wuz crying 😂 😂 😘 😮‍💨 🤣

Originally posted by ToMacco
If you knew you were going to die tomorrow, what would you do today?

I would watch "The Simpsons" complete seasons on DVD while snorting coke of a hookers ass.

Originally posted by Bloigen
lol thats nohtng OMlol

well mysorty beings in eary sprign you no wut im talkgn aboot anywai so i wzu outsid plsangygihngysggjsdplayinging in da spinklers butt anywai i saw these bugs hugging each udder so i sed cool anywai so i took da spindkerl off da hose and i stucked my winky in deh hosey. 😈 😮‍💨 🤣 😱

bu omg it wuz stuck lol becuz all da sudden i was liek ooh feels good and i dunt no so i wz stuck wiff my weeny in da hos nd my mawz came out nd sez wheres ur weenky lol andshe wne nd turned on da hose

but den it all got bad lol it startd 2 hurt cuz pressure or somting lol so i tink it started 2 fed up into my mout h nd i threw up waterz finaly mi sister sed omg ur stuck nd she grabbd it and wnaked it hard nd i was liek feeel good agin bit it wauz stuckz so we got da vasleen nd pulled hard nd it came out finally lol but i dink it stretched

now its 2 inch lonl insted 1 lol😆 😮‍💨

Originally posted by Barker
😕

You put too much effort into that, you fail. 13

I was giggling madly as I typed it. 31

I would dip my nuts in chocolate, then . . .

. . . mmm. .. chocolate.

Id tell the man Im crushing on how much I really care for him.

Tell him? F**k him!!!!!! Literally!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💃

Originally posted by ToMacco
Tell him? F**k him!!!!!! Literally!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💃

I would fly to New Zealand. By the time I got there, I would be dead.

Wait, that sucks!

Id want to dance in the rain. Lame?

No. That's not lame.

I would call all of the people I made fun of over the years and appologize (Billy Madison style).

I would have as much sex as possible, with complete strangers even. I would literally go out with a bang.

I'd sleep like it was my job. God I love sleep

i'd tell my all.

really.

i feel as if i have so many secrets to tell, i'd finally reveal them all.

I would jump into a pirahna-infested fish tank to put on a show for all of you (seriously, I need attention...)