New Year's Resolution

Started by h0rr0rf@n@+1c4 pages
Originally posted by Eclipso
Agreed, and having a group of us tired from execise and cranky from not having our faveorite foods to eat is going to make this place much more fun eh?
........Really?
Originally posted by Strangelove
Lose weight, eat healthier

i'd tell myself to excercise and socialize more.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
i'd tell myself to excercise and socialize more.
That you should...

I need to start smoking.

You need to stop

Originally posted by h0rr0rf@n@+1c
You need to stop

I don't smoke.

Originally posted by ToMacco
I don't smoke.
then you've already taken my advice...

Originally posted by ToMacco
Ahh, , , to start wearing protection while having sex.oops

I live by one rule. Always wear a seatbelt and a condom.

Originally posted by h0rr0rf@n@+1c
then you've already taken my advice...

hell yeah.

😮‍💨 sh*t!!! *puts out smoke* 😮

Originally posted by ToMacco
And to see 35 different vaginas this year.
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
o you are one of those boring blah guys
Originally posted by ToMacco
no no no. I'm a gynocologist. I just want more business.
Originally posted by Ambience
I don't have one... 😐

hmm

Originally posted by ToMacco
hell yeah.

😮‍💨 sh*t!!! *puts out smoke* 😮

Um.....Okay? It's your body, dude, not mine. You wanna mess it up, it's your decision...

Originally posted by h0rr0rf@n@+1c
Um.....Okay? It's your body, dude, not mine. You wanna mess it up, it's your decision...

Just kiddin' bro, I don't smoke. Damn tobacco companies print right on their package: "This product will kill you"

I didnt believe that until a friend of mine opened a packet of cigarettes and it blew up, damn grenade was hidden in it weep

Mine is to eat as many faces as possible.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Mine is to eat as many faces as possible.

faces? 🙁

I'm not making one.

Originally posted by ToMacco
faces? 🙁

............Can I eat your face?

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
............Can I eat your face?
You can eat mine

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
............Can I eat your face?

no thanks 🙁

Originally posted by h0rr0rf@n@+1c
You can eat mine