Give the person above you advice.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Don't drop the soap.haermm

He already did girl, he's the best I ever had. Tighter than a virgin on prom night. 😱

Originally posted by darthsecretus30
He already did girl, he's the best I ever had. Tighter than a virgin on prom night. 😱

passion

If theres a killer in the house, for god sakes don't run upstairs.

I'll make sure we stay in the basement, just make sure the killer doesn't hear you squeal like a pig, sock. lol

okay......

When you teacher gets mad at you in class and says "Would you like to come up here and teach the class?" she's not serious and getting up to try will only make her madder.

Mix butterscotch pudding and orange crush pop. It tastes great.

play in traffic with headphones on

Watch 300, it rules 😎

Be more like Scythe.

Eat your veggies.

Eat MY vagina, I mean veggies...

Originally posted by Scythe
Eat MY vagina, I mean veggies...

haermm

Chris-ism #45: Laughing only make stomach ache.

Originally posted by silver_tears
haermm

Teehee.

Originally posted by Scythe
Teehee.

Goat has less fat than sheep.haermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Goat has less fat than sheep.haermm

....yeah...?

Originally posted by Scythe
....yeah...?

Sheep are fat.ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Sheep are fat.ermm

Yes they are.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Sheep are fat.ermm

HEY!!! lethalwavey

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
Sheep aren't fat, they're just fluffy with cotton.

You mean wool...

wool is fat