Post here if you hugged the toilet bowl on new years

Originally posted by silver_tears
Is Australian beer any good? doped

crylaugh

Wait, are you serious?doped

Originally posted by Röland
You'd think I was ugly if you saw me anyway. 😛

I wish I could have hung out with you tonight, my main goal tonight was to at least make out with someone. I am deprived and havn't gotten any in a long time. weepermm

Yes, I was very pissed at him. People told him numerous times to stop and he just kept on going. shakefist

Everyone's attractive when you're drunk. dodgy

I was at a house party with like a zillion other people, getting felt up on the stairs at midnight with a beer in my hand 😂
It was a huge house party, tons of people.

I have some friends like that, it's ridiculous.

Originally posted by Mišt
crylaugh
Wait, are you serious?doped

Notice the use of the sarcastic doped smiley. doped

Seriously though Michael, I'd shag you all over the place if I was drunk with you. You're too amusing not to.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Everyone's attractive when you're drunk. dodgy

I was at a house party with like a zillion other people, getting felt up on the stairs at midnight with a beer in my hand 😂
It was a huge house party, tons of people.

I have some friends like that, it's ridiculous.

True, but I might be more attractive to you sober. srugdoped

I was at a party with like 14 - 15 girls but they either

A) Had boyfriends
B) Were already taken and fooling around somewhere
C) I had to take care of my friend. He owes me some action that bastard. disgust

Yeah, it really made me mad. I'm glad he got home safe and stuff but still it's New Years I wanted to have fun.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Notice the use of the sarcastic doped smiley. doped

Seriously though Michael, I'd shag you all over the place if I was drunk with you. You're too amusing not to.

Had to make sure, you are Canadian after alldoped

You left out the bit about the big penis and everything but Ill let it slide this one time doped

Originally posted by Mišt
Had to make sure, you are Canadian after alldoped

You left out the bit about the big penis and everything but Ill let it slide this one time doped

I might have to gag you during though. ermm

Originally posted by Röland
True, but I might be more attractive to you sober. srugdoped

I was at a party with like 14 - 15 girls but they either

A) Had boyfriends
B) Were already taken and fooling around somewhere
C) I had to take care of my friend. He owes me some action that bastard. disgust

Yeah, it really made me mad. I'm glad he got home safe and stuff but still it's New Years I wanted to have fun.

Mayhaps my dear, mayhaps. hmm

All the girls at this party were kind of trashy really, me and my girl friends were so out of place it was a little funny. doped

Hopefully you mean action from a girl. ermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
I might have to gag you during though. ermm

o tahs fyn as long as tehres a BJ involvd herbtouched

The only Austrailian beer I've ever had is Foster's.

Weasel Piss in a can. 😐

Originally posted by Mišt
o tahs fyn as long as tehres a BJ involvd herbtouched

Before........and after. 13

Originally posted by Impediment
The only Austrailian beer I've ever had is Foster's.

Weasel Piss in a can. 😐

That explains it then 13

Originally posted by Mišt
That explains it then 13

What do you recommend, sir?

Originally posted by silver_tears
Mayhaps my dear, mayhaps. hmm

All the girls at this party were kind of trashy really, me and my girl friends were so out of place it was a little funny. doped

Hopefully you mean action from a girl. ermm

I'm too lazy to post a pic right now. 😆

I'm pretty desperate right now. Sad isn't it? 😕

Of course I mean from a girl. 😊

Originally posted by Röland
I'm too lazy to post a pic right now. 😆

I'm pretty desperate right now. Sad isn't it? 😕

Of course I mean from a girl. 😊

I'd be too lazy to focus on it and remember tomorrow morning. doped

You'd have to be with some of these girls, they looked a bit rough. One could probably have snapped me in two. ermm

Good stuff. 👆

I'm at that stage after drinking where everything is slowed down for me, and I just feel lazy, like the whole lazy kind of sex, where your movements are so slow. 😊

Originally posted by Impediment
What do you recommend, sir?

Anything not Foster's 😂 Foster's is pretty much...beer for 13 year olds.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Before........and after. 13

Now?13

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'd be too lazy to focus on it and remember tomorrow morning. doped

You'd have to be with some of these girls, they looked a bit rough. One could probably have snapped me in two. ermm

Good stuff. 👆

I'm at that stage after drinking where everything is slowed down for me, and I just feel lazy, like the whole lazy kind of sex, where your movements are so slow. 😊

K I will post one tomorrow somewhere. 😛

I don't want a rough girl. ermm I want a soft, curvy girl. 😱

Yes, I don't swing that way, atleast not that I know of. 😐

That's a good stage. ✅

Originally posted by Mišt
Now?13

Well it is technically before isn't it? 31

Originally posted by Röland
K I will post one tomorrow somewhere. 😛

I don't want a rough girl. ermm I want a soft, curvy girl. 😱

Yes, I don't swing that way, atleast not that I know of. 😐

That's a good stage. ✅

If I stumble upon it, I'll let you know. doped

I want a nice strong guy to tear his clothes off and have my way with him. Possibly lick him all over. ermm

It's fun to pretend. lookaround

I agree, it makes everything so much more enjoyable, and entertaining.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Well it is technically before isn't it? 31

Indded13

Yeah thats all I gotermm My brain is melted, Im going to lie down for a bitwavey

Originally posted by Mišt
Indded13

Yeah thats all I gotermm My brain is melted, Im going to lie down for a bitwavey

Drink some water first you stud. wavey

What's a good Austrailian Beer, Sir? I'mz thirstyz................