This is your life...

Started by Dr. Badass4202 pages

Originally posted by Röland
"Lazer Penis"

I'd be played by Speed Racer

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
that sounds like a deranged porno 😐

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420

It wouldn't be a porn it would be a documentary.

Originally posted by Röland
I'd dedicate it to you in the credits. 13
Hell, I'd act in it if you wanted me (Theatre major 13)

Originally posted by Strangelove
Hell, I'd act in it if you wanted me (Theatre major 13)

Hmm ok, you could be my dad.

Originally posted by Röland
It wouldn't be a porn it would be a documentary.

oh i get it then

Gerbials The Movie - Starring Rosie O'Donnel as IM_HALF_DEAD06

Originally posted by Eclipso
If someone made a movie about your life, what would it be called and who would play you in it?
thought this was going to be a Fight Club thread ... 😬

I don't know what it would be called, but I hope Tom Hanks will star.

He doesn't look like me at all, but he just doesn't make bad movies.

Dude, Where's My $4? - Played by Christian Bale, duh 13

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
that sounds like a deranged porno 😐

Shhhh.

Originally posted by Röland
Hmm ok, you could be my dad.
sounds good.

Have your people call my people

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
that sounds like a deranged porno 😐

locolaugh

uh oh

Originally posted by Strangelove
sounds good.

Have your people call my people

I'll offer you $10 to be in it but you have to bring your own clothes.

Originally posted by Röland
I'll offer you $10 to be in it but you have to bring your own clothes.
dammit, I'm working for peanuts disgust

I guess I don't care who stars in my life story, or what it's about.

I just want there to be some hardcore sex scenes.

Moby Dick starring Rosie O'donnel as the whale. Starring me as Captian Ahab.

Originally posted by Strangelove
dammit, I'm working for peanuts disgust

Sorry, but it's a low budget flick and I can't afford to pay you $15. ❌