Scythe's Thread

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Scythe The Goat

No ways! Goatwhores all the way!

Mywi healed ninja.

okay! anything you say!

Scythe The Goat

Goatwhore are great, they're cheap, have massive racks and never ask if you're a cop.

Puzzle Senior Member

LanceWendy 🙂

Mywi healed ninja.

Originally posted by Scythe
Goatwhore are great, they're cheap, have massive racks and never ask if you're a cop.
how much do they usually cost?

Scythe The Goat
Originally posted by Puzzle
LanceWendy 🙂

Nice, you'de make a nice stripper proud someday Ken.

Originally posted by Mywi
how much do they usually cost?

It's not a matter of funds, it's the pitch of screams!

Scythe The Goat
Originally posted by Scythe
Note to self, pick up Jenny's dumbass son of a ***** of a dog from Matt's howse.

Noted b*tch! Done and done!

Scythe The Goat

Today I've had a breakthrough, I've found out those white patches on killer whales really aren't their eyes...

Mywi healed ninja.

Originally posted by Scythe
Today I've had a breakthrough, I've found out those white patches on killer whales really aren't their eyes...
But what are they, if not eyes? 😑

Scythe The Goat

They're just patches... I have no idea...

Mywi healed ninja.

Originally posted by Scythe
They're just patches... I have no idea...
Odd.

Anyway, good morning. t00w How are you today, brother?

Scythe The Goat

Originally posted by Mywi
Odd.

Anyway, good morning. t00w How are you today, brother?

Alittle stripped down of authority I suppose. I've suffered a broken finger and because of that, tonight's gig has landed me the role of bassist. While my friend Lisa takes up the job of lead guitarist. It's going to be hell on me and my ego seeing someone else front row mid-center.

Mywi healed ninja.

Originally posted by Scythe
Alittle stripped down of authority I suppose. I've suffered a broken finger and because of that, tonight's gig has landed me the role of bassist. While my friend Lisa takes up the job of lead guitarist. It's going to be hell on me and my ego seeing someone else front row mid-center.
aww petpet how did it happen to you?

Scythe The Goat
Originally posted by Mywi
aww petpet how did it happen to you?

During my goat breeding duties. One of them accidentally swung the door open and twisted my ring finger to the left.

Scythe The Goat

Note to self, change strings on Chupacabra. **Important** by Wednesday.

h0rr0rf@n@+1c Eater of Fear

Hello Scythe, the Horror has arrived!

Mywi healed ninja.

Originally posted by Scythe
During my goat breeding duties. One of them accidentally swung the door open and twisted my ring finger to the left.
Ouch. 😐

*gives you a healing elixir for goats* shock_happy

h0rr0rf@n@+1c Eater of Fear

Originally posted by Mywi
Ouch. 😐

*gives you a healing elixir for goats* shock_happy

..........Damn, I forgot to absorb some fear.....

Mywi healed ninja.

Originally posted by h0rr0rf@n@+1c
..........Damn, I forgot to absorb some fear.....
oh how could you?

h0rr0rf@n@+1c Eater of Fear

Originally posted by Mywi
oh how could you?
I'm forgetful....