Scythe's Thread

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No ways! Goatwhores all the way!

okay! anything you say!

Goatwhore are great, they're cheap, have massive racks and never ask if you're a cop.

LanceWendy 🙂

Originally posted by Scythe
Goatwhore are great, they're cheap, have massive racks and never ask if you're a cop.
how much do they usually cost?

Originally posted by Puzzle
LanceWendy 🙂

Nice, you'de make a nice stripper proud someday Ken.

Originally posted by Mywi
how much do they usually cost?

It's not a matter of funds, it's the pitch of screams!

Originally posted by Scythe
Note to self, pick up Jenny's dumbass son of a ***** of a dog from Matt's howse.

Noted b*tch! Done and done!

Today I've had a breakthrough, I've found out those white patches on killer whales really aren't their eyes...

Originally posted by Scythe
Today I've had a breakthrough, I've found out those white patches on killer whales really aren't their eyes...
But what are they, if not eyes? 😑

They're just patches... I have no idea...

Originally posted by Scythe
They're just patches... I have no idea...
Odd.

Anyway, good morning. t00w How are you today, brother?

Originally posted by Mywi
Odd.

Anyway, good morning. t00w How are you today, brother?

Alittle stripped down of authority I suppose. I've suffered a broken finger and because of that, tonight's gig has landed me the role of bassist. While my friend Lisa takes up the job of lead guitarist. It's going to be hell on me and my ego seeing someone else front row mid-center.

Originally posted by Scythe
Alittle stripped down of authority I suppose. I've suffered a broken finger and because of that, tonight's gig has landed me the role of bassist. While my friend Lisa takes up the job of lead guitarist. It's going to be hell on me and my ego seeing someone else front row mid-center.
aww petpet how did it happen to you?

Originally posted by Mywi
aww petpet how did it happen to you?

During my goat breeding duties. One of them accidentally swung the door open and twisted my ring finger to the left.

Note to self, change strings on Chupacabra. **Important** by Wednesday.

Hello Scythe, the Horror has arrived!

Originally posted by Scythe
During my goat breeding duties. One of them accidentally swung the door open and twisted my ring finger to the left.
Ouch. 😐

*gives you a healing elixir for goats* shock_happy

Originally posted by Mywi
Ouch. 😐

*gives you a healing elixir for goats* shock_happy

..........Damn, I forgot to absorb some fear.....

Originally posted by h0rr0rf@n@+1c
..........Damn, I forgot to absorb some fear.....
oh how could you?

Originally posted by Mywi
oh how could you?
I'm forgetful....