Scythe's Thread

Originally posted by the.kenzo
Well, have you seen Rourke lately?

I have, haha, no thanks on that red rover!

Originally posted by Scythe
I know, haha Kool-Aid Man apparently gets the women.

He seems like a serial rapist or something, barging into women's houses screaming: "OH YEAH!"

Originally posted by Scythe
He seems like a serial rapist or something, barging into women's houses screaming: "OH YEAH!"

Originally posted by Kayakat
creepy...

WELL HE DOES!!

Originally posted by Scythe
WELL HE DOES!!

Originally posted by Kayakat
Well that doesn't make it less creepy!

Does it?!?!

I propose a merge between this thread and the masturbation log since scythe clearly runs the latter like the former

Originally posted by bogen
I propose a merge between this thread and the masturbation log since scythe clearly runs the latter like the former

But then that would mean everyone would have to come(cum?) in here to tell me about their funny business and that would surely give me blueballs.

Originally posted by Scythe
But then that would mean everyone would have to come(cum?) in here to tell me about their funny business and that would surely give me blueballs.

Haha, look at your number in the log and dare tell me you can ever get blue balls 😆
Anyway, wouldn't that be exactly the type of thing that would pass time for a horney goat?

Originally posted by bogen
Haha, look at your number in the log and dare tell me you can ever get blue balls 😆
Anyway, wouldn't that be exactly the type of thing that would pass time for a horney goat?

Not gonna lie, I wore a fish suit once, couldn't even get it up, it's like my kryptonite, but that's okay, cuz as I type this, just now, I'm wearing a fish suit.

Originally posted by Scythe
Not gonna lie, I wore a fish suit once, couldn't even get it up, it's like my kryptonite, but that's okay, cuz as I type this, just now, I'm wearing a fish suit.

Originally posted by bogen
Hahahaha 😆
Hows the tartar sauce comming? 😛

Couldn't tell you, I'm practically a woman right now. Nothin' down there.

Originally posted by Scythe
Couldn't tell you, I'm practically a woman right now. Nothin' down there.

Originally posted by bogen
Hahaha hows it feel?
Me, iv'e never worn a fish suit so i can't say, maybe you could be the mascot of some football team?

I don't think blind nuns with half a football up their godly anus qualify in the NFL, my chances seem slim.

This motherf*cker seems pretty goddamn badass -----> http://www.allspark.com/albums/Alternity_Manga/BlackConvoyComic_ltr.jpg

Originally posted by Scythe
This motherf*cker seems pretty goddamn badass -----> http://www.allspark.com/albums/Alternity_Manga/BlackConvoyComic_ltr.jpg

Originally posted by Kayakat
Ahahaha knight of darkness 😆

Take that, Batman!

Originally posted by Scythe
Take that, Batman!

Originally posted by Kayakat
Ahaha now that makes me wonder who would win in a fight hmm

The robot that can stop time and bend it to his liking.