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aww Vitalij.

that reminds me of a story.

So there was this guy, Vitalij, he's german.
and he was backpacking across canada (cause what else do german people do?) So he came to my city, and we all became friends.
now, this dude learned english by watching movies and reading comic books, never took a class on english.

So one morning(his last day in my city, because his visa was up) we had all stayed out all night, by this time its just Vitalij, joel, and myself.
we were outside having a smoke and talking about how we're going to miss him, and i bring up the concept of getting a cake. and joel says a fudge cake, Because fudge is awesome!

so Vitalij is standing there looking at us like we're retards "what is fudge" he asks.
now, have you ever tried to explain what Fudge is to someone who doesnt speak english very well?
Its no easy task when you dont speak german.

so joel and i spend about half an hour trying to explain what fudge is, but since we've all been awake for some odd 35 hours, we're burning on nothing here. we have no idea how to explain fudge.
joel says "**** it, we're too tired for this shit, im going to ask the next person that walks by if they have any ideas"
so we wait a bit, wait a bit. a couple comes walking up the street so joel stops them "good morning, hey, i hate to bother you, but my friend here is from germany, and we're trying to explain what fudge is, only we dont really know how since we've all been awake for 35ish hours, would you mind taking a shot at it?"

the woman looks at the guy she's with, she says "okay"
looks over to Vitalij, and stars speaking german to him.

joel and i drop our jaws. we are in complete shock here, the chances that the first person we ask, is going to know german, what the ****.

we start laughing uncontrollably, we are dying here in the middle of the sidewalk while this chick talks german to this guy.
because the last thing you need when you've been awake for so long, is a good laugh, because everything is funnier at the 35 hour mark.

so they our friend and the woman have a chat in german, and then she and the guy walk away.

we keep laughing for a solid ten minutes while Vit just stands there looking at us like we're the most retarded people in the world.

we finally stop and he's like "Ahh fudge, my grandmother used to make it"

it was ****ed right up.
no school in my city offers german classes, so these people had to be from toronto or something. honestly, the chances of her speaking perfect ****ing german? haermm we had such good times with that dude. god i miss him.

Pretty good story.

Good times, good times.

So, today on my way to the movies with friends, we were drivin' along the freeway when we witnessed this:

http://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2011/03/20/3-dead-in-California-plane-crash/UPI-64281300672799/

Shit was unreal, sorry to hear there were three deaths. Like something out of a movie, wish we could've done somethin' about it.

I hate when something like that happens.And sorry that you had to read it.

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Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
I hate when something like that happens.And sorry that you had to read it.

I saw that! Didn't know the full details till I read that articles though.

Originally posted by StarCraft2

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My weekends look like that sometimes.

lol scary picture and I see!

I have too much stuff I have to do, but I sorta need sleep, I'LL SLEEP WHEN I'M DEADDDDD.

lol I know that line from somewhere.Anyway I slepted real good yesterday and I think tonight I should be able too as well.I am working in a kitchen tonight for six hours instead of upstairs so it should be interesting.
I just don't like the idea of not be able to have a smoke when I want too and flipping out on the employees there when I had not one for awhile.
Anyway wish me luck!

Originally posted by StarCraft2

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That's a sweet pic

I never read the bottom very cool!

I've been meaning to make one some day.

You should and then post it on here near the other one!

Originally posted by Dave_97
aww Vitalij.

that reminds me of a story.

So there was this guy, Vitalij, he's german.
and he was backpacking across canada (cause what else do german people do?) So he came to my city, and we all became friends.
now, this dude learned english by watching movies and reading comic books, never took a class on english.

So one morning(his last day in my city, because his visa was up) we had all stayed out all night, by this time its just Vitalij, joel, and myself.
we were outside having a smoke and talking about how we're going to miss him, and i bring up the concept of getting a cake. and joel says a fudge cake, Because fudge is awesome!

so Vitalij is standing there looking at us like we're retards "what is fudge" he asks.
now, have you ever tried to explain what Fudge is to someone who doesnt speak english very well?
Its no easy task when you dont speak german.

so joel and i spend about half an hour trying to explain what fudge is, but since we've all been awake for some odd 35 hours, we're burning on nothing here. we have no idea how to explain fudge.
joel says "**** it, we're too tired for this shit, im going to ask the next person that walks by if they have any ideas"
so we wait a bit, wait a bit. a couple comes walking up the street so joel stops them "good morning, hey, i hate to bother you, but my friend here is from germany, and we're trying to explain what fudge is, only we dont really know how since we've all been awake for 35ish hours, would you mind taking a shot at it?"

the woman looks at the guy she's with, she says "okay"
looks over to Vitalij, and stars speaking german to him.

joel and i drop our jaws. we are in complete shock here, the chances that the first person we ask, is going to know german, what the ****.

we start laughing uncontrollably, we are dying here in the middle of the sidewalk while this chick talks german to this guy.
because the last thing you need when you've been awake for so long, is a good laugh, because everything is funnier at the 35 hour mark.

so they our friend and the woman have a chat in german, and then she and the guy walk away.

we keep laughing for a solid ten minutes while Vit just stands there looking at us like we're the most retarded people in the world.

we finally stop and he's like "Ahh fudge, my grandmother used to make it"

it was ****ed right up.
no school in my city offers german classes, so these people had to be from toronto or something. honestly, the chances of her speaking perfect ****ing german? haermm we had such good times with that dude. god i miss him.


haha good story 😄

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
You should and then post it on here near the other one!

I know! I have like hundreds of things I've been wanting to get done, but I don't have the time.

Me too and it starts with cleaning my closet but I have to be in the right mood to do that but I had not been in that sort of mood for awhile now.

evening all

paying bills is a *****

have a blessed sunday

Thats true it took two hours and almost six big bags to throw in the damster but it is all done!And have a great Sunday as well!

Originally posted by guy222
evening all

paying bills is a *****

have a blessed sunday

Yeah, that's why I only keep three bills to pay a month. It can drain ya.