Scythe's Thread

If I died tragically, your love would resurrect me. I would rise from the ashes to steal one waking night with my Blood Queen. Such is the power of G.oat L.ove, it's one that should never be underestimated.

Did I just hear mister Strifeywifey say that he's a furry fruitcup, or I am just imagining it? OO:

Originally posted by Impediment
Do women fart, Scythe? Why do they deny it, so?

Course they do Imp. Well, you see, back in the days of the Vikings, women were taught that a magical troll could be expelled from their rectum at high sailing' speeds. When the moon is red, and dead dogs expel fecal matter from their mouths, such an event would happen. However, since those days are long gone, the only event happening that's relatively close to a red moon and dead dogs, is a woman going through her period, so in fear of a massive brown troll exploding out of their miniskirts, women must deny their farting heritage.

-Excerpt taken from Scythe's "I know everything!" Chapter XII, verse III

Originally posted by Scythe
If I died tragically, your love would resurrect me. I would rise from the ashes to steal one waking night with my Blood Queen. Such is the power of G.oat L.ove, it's one that should never be underestimated.

Originally posted by Xerus
Did I just hear mister Strifeywifey say that he's a furry fruitcup, or I am just imagining it? OO:

Your mom's a fruitcup...

Originally posted by Mywi
Would they think wrong?

Well, honestly, if I witnessed overgrown turtles fighting Japanese ninjas, I'd....soil myself....soil myself furiously...

Originally posted by Mywi
Beautiful t00w

You take into consideration my words? Why is that?

Originally posted by Scythe
Well, honestly, if I witnessed overgrown turtles fighting Japanese ninjas, I'd....soil myself....soil myself furiously...

Originally posted by Mywi
I never liked those overgrown turtles´ funny feet.

They looked like their feet suffered from camel-toe...

Originally posted by Scythe
You take into consideration my words? Why is that?

But, you should already know I always take your words into consideration

Originally posted by Scythe
They looked like their feet suffered from camel-toe...

Originally posted by Mywi
hmm Perhaps because I´m in love.

But, you should already know I always take your words into consideration

That is why you're Naya, my little sister.

Originally posted by Mywi
mhm, that, and their shells were freaky too.. something wasn´t right about them, not sure what..

The fact that they were played by them most distant people one would think could play an overgrown asian turtle?

Originally posted by Scythe
That is why you're Naya, my little sister.

The fact that they were played by them most distant people one would think could play an overgrown asian turtle?

Originally posted by Mywi
😑 who played them? Short Swedish teenage girls?

Actually, most of them were played by African-Americans.

Originally posted by Scythe
Actually, most of them were played by African-Americans.

Originally posted by Mywi
hmm That´s really unpredictable. shockyes

I know! It's crazy!

I'm confounded on the fact that girl scouts are given the opportunity to parade the streets with the notion of begging... Why?

Originally posted by Scythe
I'm confounded on the fact that girl scouts are given the opportunity to parade the streets with the notion of begging... Why?

Originally posted by Mywi
because we live in a cage..

Made of gold.

Sweet gold findings.