Scythe's Thread

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No, I mean ducks ARE bears. And horses aren't horses, they're Meow-Meows.

Originally posted by Scythe
No, I mean ducks ARE bears. And horses aren't horses, they're Meow-Meows.

Someone finally sees the light!

Originally posted by Scythe
No, I mean ducks ARE bears. And horses aren't horses, they're Meow-Meows.

I knew that horses were Meow-Meows, but I never knew ducks were bears. Good to know, though!

Originally posted by Axel Revenge
Someone finally sees the light!

Finally, it's nice to see a fresh that isn't full of suck.

Originally posted by Mywi
I knew that horses were Meow-Meows, but I never knew ducks were bears. Good to know, though!

Yes, and dogs being dogs, no way, they're actually rabbits. And bunny rabbits, they're doggies.

Originally posted by Scythe
Finally, it's nice to see a fresh that isn't full of suck.

Yes, and dogs being dogs, no way, they're actually rabbits. And bunny rabbits, they're doggies.

What about zebras? Are they actually zebras?

Originally posted by Mywi
What about zebras? Are they actually zebras?

No silly, Zebras are nature's burglers/crooks/prison escapees, everyone knows that, look at the way they're dressed.

Originally posted by Scythe
No silly, Zebras are nature's burglers/crooks/prison escapees, everyone knows that, look at the way they're dressed.
i always thought they were trying to play chess but there to stupid to cross the stripies

Originally posted by MR.Grum
i always thought they were trying to play chess but there to stupid to cross the stripies

And I always thought that a beaver had sexual relations with a mallard to to spawn a platypus.

WEIRD!

Scythe is in the shower, be back soon...

Fishf*ck, fishf*ck, why are you my mom? Why are you my mom?

Originally posted by Scythe
No silly, Zebras are nature's burglers/crooks/prison escapees, everyone knows that, look at the way they're dressed.
hehe. cute. tongue_ss

Originally posted by Scythe
And I always thought that a beaver had sexual relations with a mallard to to spawn a platypus.

WEIRD!

platypus.. funniest word ever.

Originally posted by Mywi
hehe. cute. tongue_ss

Sometimes I ask myself where I come up with these things...

Originally posted by Scythe
Sometimes I ask myself where I come up with these things...

you come up with a lot of things... 👆

Originally posted by Mywi
you come up with a lot of things... 👆

You know it. That John Elway expression? Yo...

There's a crack in the egg, the time must be right, you've enslaved your bowel movements, but for how long child? Shoot that f*cker up with some crack!

Note to Scythe: Jake and Jeremy need their guitars fixed by Apr. 16....you doosh...

The only thing that comes on my mind is... Big Mac´s a Big Mac, but they call it le Big Mac..

Originally posted by Scythe
Note to Scythe: Jake and Jeremy need their guitars fixed by Apr. 16....you doosh...

Done and done, and in record time, I have like more then ten days to spare, damn I'm good.

Autobots Assemble!

Avengers Assemble?

Bleh!