Scythe's Thread

Started by Scythe1,133 pages
Originally posted by Sanctuary
Beware Scythe, I is cuteing up your thread! slide sanc3

Owwowwoww...my brain....

*Foams from the mouth*

Originally posted by Scythe
It was so gross, I stared at their tv from the window and I swore I saw a part where this chick took on two fists!

I've seen a video before, can't remember where, of a woman taking a guys whole head in her front door.

Originally posted by Bloigen
a woman taking a guys whole head in her front door.

I've done that plenty of times...

Originally posted by Bloigen
I've seen a video before, can't remember where, of a woman taking a guys whole head in her front door.

😑

Who hasn't done that? I've entered many women's front doors.

Well...that was fun...

Originally posted by Scythe
Who hasn't done that? I've entered many women's front doors.

I've entered many women's attics, basements, front doors and back doors.

Originally posted by Bloigen
I've entered many women's attics, basements, front doors and back doors.

You know why right?

Originally posted by Scythe
You know why right?

I'm a burglar?

Originally posted by Bloigen
I'm a burglar?

No dude.

Cuz you're a super freak, super freak
She's super-freaky, yow
Super freak, super freak
She's a very special girl
The kind of girl you want to know
From her head down to her toenails
Down to her feet, yeah
And she'll wait for me at backstage with her girlfriends
In a limousine
Going back in Chinatown
Three's not a crowd to her, she says
"Room 714, I'll be waiting"
When I get there she's got incense, wine and candles
It's such a freaky scene
{Refrain}
{Bridge}
Temptations sing!
Ohhhhh
Super freak, super freak
That girl's a super freak
Ohhhhh
She's a very kinky girl
The kind you don't take home to mother
She will never let your spirits down
Once you get her off the street, ow girl
Blow, Danny!

How do you know me so well?

Originally posted by Bloigen
How do you know me so well?

Ohhhh, let's just say, that on any given day you might feel like, somebody's watchin' me
And I have no privacy
I always feel that somebody's watchin' me
Is it just a dream?
When I come home at night
I bolt the door real tight
People call me on the phone I'm trying to avoid
Well, can the people on TV see me or am I just paranoid
CHORUS
When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid to wash my hair
I might open my eyes and find someone standing there
People say I'm crazy, just a little touched
But maybe showers remind me of Psycho too much
That's why...
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Who's playing tricks on me
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Tell me it can't be
I don't know anymore
Are the neighbors watching me
Well is the mailman watching me
And I don't feel safe anymore, oh what a mess
I wonder who's watching me now?
Who?
The IRS?
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Who's playing tricks on meI always feel like somebody's watching me
I can't enjoy my tea!

Death is all around.. makes me sad when i hear about old friends dying.

I have accepted the fact that one day I will die. I no longer fear it.

Death is an inevitability just make the most of what you have now and try to do everything you can you have but one shot make the most of it, you cannot escape or hide from death and you cannot fear it if you do then you shall live a life of paranoia and constant restraint's and your life will pass by and claim all but nothing, Death and Taxes are what you can be sure of but live your life to the full make the most of it, Be successful and you will not need to worry nor will you care.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I have accepted the fact that one day I will die. I no longer fear it.
I accepted it

No emo talk...

Im not emo talking 😑

Who is Emo talking?

Kristine is emo talking.