An questionarre to Scythe by Blight:
Originally posted by Scythe
Hahaha, alright, let's see how I do![B]Alright... firing off round one for Blights most awesomist world of Questions!
Mkay.
Goat dude, Round 1!!! I think your name is Psythe or something.
It's Scythe.......
SNAP!
Bah! You scared me!
What is it like, being a Goat?
It's alright. I get fed alot of pellets, and sometimes little children want to stick them up my ass, but then I eat them.... The children, not the pellets up my ass..hehehe..heh..hehe...
Do you have horns?
Why yes, curvy, shiny, red ones
How large are your horns?
Uhh, about as long as a banana....yeah, I went there...
How long have you wanted people to know that you masturbate and how many times you do so?
Since birth, on my first birthday, I recieved a ticker that counts how many times I've choked my goat-chicken.
Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
Yes, I have a Goat Handler Girlfriend.
Are they a goat, too?
No, she's a human, who enjoys goat sex.
How many Bald Eagles have you seen in your life?
I've plucked the feathers from a pigeon once, thay're kinda like poor eagles...
Do you think you are important?
Madame, you offend me!
Do you think you will leave a mark on society?
I plan on leaving a fecel stain on society, because that'll permeate society and millions to come can smell me!
Do you live in the states?
I live in A state, not many.
Do you "Rock the Ganga"?
I like rock the casbah...
Do you like KMC?
It beats getting herpes from a sandwich!
How old are you?
101 years old.
What is this world coming to?
Hopefully something with a chocolaty nougaty center!
Is there a Blight within Humanity?
There's a blight within KMC and a STD packin' sandwich fiesta.
What is that Blight?
I don't know, it's blinding me!
Is sin good or bad?
It's bad, Roseanne's steel sawn vagina feeds off of it...
Are you a religious person?
I am the Goat Devil himself who took out Tom Cruise, and he never called back...
What is your fuel?
Unleaded.
Are you a Virgin?
Course not, if I was, I'd have to sacrifice myself silly.
If not, do you wish you were?
Why would I wanna kill myself? I'm not an emo goat....
If so, do you wish you weren't?
Nah, I wish I were pregnate again...
What do you think of this smilie: 😱
I don't like it, and it's very mean to me. [/B]