Scythe's Thread

Started by Selphie1,133 pages
Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Whoa now, when I killed my mother, I did it so only I can be the one to lick her, you'll have to fight me for her!!! estahuh

Why fight? I'm already done with the ol' bag.

Originally posted by guy222
Evening buddy

Good evening, how are you on these neck of the woods?

Originally posted by Selphie
With lots of twisting action!

You have more twists than a game of Twister played by blind kids.

Originally posted by Scythe
You have more twists than a game of Twister played by blind kids.

And more drool than Joe salivating over a plate of dead, naked 10 year olds! 😱

Originally posted by Selphie
And more drool than Joe salivating over a plate of dead, naked 10 year olds! 😱

That was just obese and lathargic...

Originally posted by Scythe
Good evening, how are you on these neck of the woods?

Doin good friend

House is full. Waiting for the game

Originally posted by guy222
Doin good friend

House is full. Waiting for the game

Ah, which one?

Originally posted by Scythe
That was just obese and lathargic...

Your penis, my vagina, preferably rubbing violently together within the next 20 minutes, plz.

Why the **** are ya ****in changin' yer ****in' sigs like ****in' crazy?

Originally posted by Selphie
Your penis, my vagina, preferably rubbing violently together within the next 20 minutes, plz.

That can cause friction with the skin goin': "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

ELEPHAAAAAAAAAAAANTE!

Originally posted by Scythe
Ah, which one?

Lakers

Originally posted by Selphie
ELEPHAAAAAAAAAAAANTE!

GIGANTE!

Originally posted by Selphie
ELEPHAAAAAAAAAAAANTE!

Esteban! Dale de comer al elefante!

Mi hijo, are you beee-eeeng goooood?

I kept on singing in class today.awehuhs

Originally posted by guy222
Lakers

Oh good, hope you're not dissapointed.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I kept on singing in class today.awehuhs

Cantarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Originally posted by Selphie
GIGANTE!

Mucha Lucha!

Originally posted by Selphie
Mi hijo, are you beee-eeeng goooood?

Si momma, estoy aqui en la casa con mi pornographia!