Scythe's Thread

Started by Scythe1,133 pages

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
second prize? cry

if i kill kaya, i will be first prize? 🙂

No, you'de be dead. How ya gonna enjoy that?

Originally posted by Scythe
Damn you're great, my perfect angel.

Aww you are the best kisses

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
you said i was your perfect angel? cry

mhm you wish!

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
second prize? cry

if i kill kaya, i will be first prize? 🙂


No pfft

Originally posted by Scythe
No, you'de be dead. How ya gonna enjoy that?

😊

Originally posted by Kayakat
Aww you are the best kisses

Thanks babe, so are you.

Originally posted by Scythe
They're great! It's where I get mah protien!

There isn't much protein in bananas, though.

Fortunately, bananas are high in potassium.

when i take a shit, instead of saying dropping a bomb. I like to say im dropping a nagasaki. I like to pretend my bowel clenchings result in a display of man harnessing the power of the sun and then dropping it on people. It just feels really good to excuse myself from the room by saying, be right back, i gotta go drop a nagasaki. It rolls off the tongue.

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
when i take a shit, instead of saying dropping a bomb. I like to say im dropping a nagasaki. I like to pretend my bowel clenchings result in a display of man harnessing the power of the sun and then dropping it on people. It just feels really good to excuse myself from the room by saying, be right back, i gotta go drop a nagasaki. It rolls off the tongue.

Hahaha, that's awesome.

Originally posted by Yoshi Paradise
There isn't much protein in bananas, though.

Fortunately, bananas are high in potassium.

Oh shit, that's what I meant, potassium!

Yeah, I figured that.

My dad is a big fan of bananas.

That's cool. Banana smoothies are so good.

Originally posted by Scythe
That's cool. Banana smoothies are so good.

too true😐

Yep, but they're better with various berries mixed in.

Ever since I met Scythe, I knew he'd be the man, to wreck me, and leave my vagina sore, for 2 days.

Originally posted by Selphie
Ever since I met Scythe, I knew he'd be the man, to wreck me, and leave my vagina sore, for 2 days.

KNEW IT!

I have to crawl home from school 🙁

Originally posted by Selphie
I have to crawl home from school 🙁

Did I wreck ya that hardz?

Originally posted by Scythe
Did I wreck ya that hardz?

Yeah, and the boys were bothering me too, 'cause I had Scythe Sweetener dripping out of my panties 🙁

Originally posted by Selphie
My best friend just called me a stupid **** 🙁🙁🙁
Originally posted by Selphie
Yeah, and the boys were bothering me too, 'cause I had Scythe Sweetener dripping out of my panties 🙁

That happens, soon you'll have armless hobos following you and inside out cats will fart in your direction.

That's what I thought.

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