Which Vampire Would You Most Like To Meet?

Started by Adam_PoE4 pages

Why would you want to meet a vampire?

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Whichever doesn't suck.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Re: Re: Which Vampire Would You Most Like To Meet?

Originally posted by Soleran
They are all to homo erotic, none for me thanks.

Especially Ann Rice stuff.

Not the REAL Dracula...... 😛

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Why would you want to meet a vampire?

To become one?

Originally posted by BackFire
All those homoerotic vampires are shitty and gay.

Give me the From Dusk till Dawn 'pires any day. Particularly the Selma Heyak one, she was crazy hot.

Why would i want to talk a sucker that wants to kill and eat me. Too look cool?, lol.

I'll stick with Loui..He's my kind of personality. Just laid back and telling it to you like it is.

Interviewer: So,.. what do you do?

Louie (casually): I'm a vampire...I haven't been human in 200 years.. Please.. (sit)

Angelus.

Why no Selene?

Originally posted by BackFire
All those homoerotic vampires are shitty and gay.

Give me the From Dusk till Dawn 'pires any day. Particularly the Selma Heyak one, she was crazy hot.

Backfire, you just named my favorite vampire movie man .. the best movie quote in quite teh while is "cheeche's speech" -

Originally posted by BackFire
All those homoerotic vampires are shitty and gay.

Give me the From Dusk till Dawn 'pires any day. Particularly the Selma Heyak one, she was crazy hot.

I agree Backfire, one of my favorite vampire movies was 'From Dusk Till Dawn' and the best quote comes from that movie also - "Cheech's speech"... Enjoy! Har Har

CHET PUSSY: All right. Pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers. All pussy must go. At the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! This is a pussy blow-out! Make us an offer on our vast selection of pussy! We got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, tight pussy, big pussy, bloody pussy, fat pussy, hairy pussy, smelly pussy, velvet pussy, silk pussy, Naugahyde pussy, snappin' pussy, horse pussy, dog pussy, mule pussy, fake pussy! If we don't have it, you don't want it!

CHET PUSSY: Take advantage of our penny pussy sale. Buy any piece of pussy at our regular price, you get another piece of pussy, of equal or lesser value, for a penny. Now try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere, **** IT!

No offence but Imo Dusk till Dawn is the lamest Vampire movie ever.

if you know who Vampire Knight is, then you should definately know who D and Mayerling are... but given the choices, definately Dracula, since Lestat was a whiny butthole

and if you want to see THE worst vampire movie ever, watch Queen of the Damned 😬

The death dealer from Underworld......sssssmmmokin.

Count Chocula.

Of the choices available probably Lestat I guess...

The one who would be willing to turn me into one without subjecting me to torture.

I would volunteer for it..

I would go with Akasha, from Queen of the Damed. Despite her personality, she was beautiful.

Who wouldn't want to be a Vampire? I would go with D from Vampire Hunter D.

I would go for Lestat but he is too unstable. Angel would be safer... or Louie.

Angel