Science told: hands off gay sheep!

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Originally posted by FeceMan
Clerks II.

Either way, vaginal juices are less unhygienic than feces.

This is scientifically incorrect. 😆

Originally posted by Schecter
lol feceman likes drinkin teh peez

Lol not another german

Originally posted by Fishy
I can understand you being gay and all, but there is a huge difference between an ass where poop comes out and a vagina...

Especially when it comes to sticking your tongue in it.*

*This only counts when she does not have her period, your tongue down there when she has her period is just ****ing gross

why lick it when you can stick it. 😄

Originally posted by Devil King
Way to give into the notion that gay men like to suck ass [b]before any cleaning of the area has occured. What's next? A metaphore for gay men acting like dogs that eat their own shit? I guess you don't even sleep in the same bed as a woman on her period? Does your woman piss out her **** and then ask you to lick it? No, I don't think so. Have you ever done either?

Hypocrit. [/B]


Jesus Christ, you've gotten bitchy lately. Go jack off some more.

This has nothing to do with homosexuality, you pissy, melodramatic queen. Not like heterosexuals go ass-to-mouth or anything, nuurh.

Don't even start with that shit about how the anus is a sexual organ. It's not. It's not sexual at all. It can be used sexually, but so can teeth (see CSI).

What's next? Are you going to ***** about how them damn, dirty conservatives at NBC changed Zach's character on Heroes because he was clearly originally written to be gay? (Yeah, I've seen that rant before.)

Originally posted by FeceMan
Jesus Christ, you've gotten bitchy lately. Go jack off some more.

I am no less bitchy than I have ever been, I've just been directing at you. And I masturbate plenty, thanks.

Originally posted by FeceMan
This has nothing to do with homosexuality, you pissy, melodramatic queen. Not like heterosexuals go ass-to-mouth or anything, nuurh.

What, you mis-speak and I become the stereotype you have of a gay man? Way to keep doing what you've been doing lately.

Originally posted by FeceMan
Don't even start with that shit about how the anus is a sexual organ. It's not. It's not sexual at all. It can be used sexually, but so can teeth (see CSI).

So, if it can be used as a sexual organ, doesn't that mean that it is a sexual organ for as long as it's being used as such? I'm pretty sure there are only two technical sex organs, and as long as that's all you use, you'd have a pretty boring sex life. You know, the way god intended it to be until us filthy humans started exercising our free will and began using our teeth and nipples and boobs and fingers and butts for such unnatural things.

Originally posted by FeceMan
What's next? Are you going to ***** about how them damn, dirty conservatives at NBC changed Zach's character on Heroes because he was clearly originally written to be gay? (Yeah, I've seen that rant before.)

And that's what my issue with you has been recently, you've stopped presenting your opinions and conclusions in a logical manner and just been spewing rhetoric. As for the "damn, dirty conservatives" at NBC, I have no idea who Zach is, much less what he was supposed to be. I don't even watch Heroes, I never have.(you seem to watch too much television) Besides, if he was gay on the show, I'm sure he'd be the stereotypical flammer, joke punchline that all gay men are presented as on television. So I'm sure it's for the best he isn't.

I could be wrong and I'll never know, but I get the impression that Feceman is uptight and therefore one seriously lousy lay.

Why are we talking about rimming...?

Oh, and Zach is Wolverine-cheerleader's friend.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Why are we talking about rimming...?

Oh, and Zach is Wolverine-cheerleader's friend.

Initially yes; it moved onto the sex in general and the anus though.

That kid isn't gay in the show? I thought he was; I only watched the first season though.

Originally posted by Robtard
Initially yes; it moved onto the sex in general and the anus though.

Yatta?
Originally posted by Robtard
That kid isn't gay in the show? I thought he was; I only watched the first season though.
He was supposed to be, but I think it was actually the guy's management that thought it would be better career-wise if he wasn't, so it was left ambiguous. I think there's only been one season.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot

Yatta? He was supposed to be, but I think it was actually the guy's management that thought it would be better career-wise if he wasn't, so it was left ambiguous.

I think there's only been one season.

That dude would definitely venture further south into the pucker zone if he ever found himself going down on a woman...

There's a second, I watched 1.5 episodes of season two and they sucked, so I stopped.

I talked to a gay friend about this. He only wishes he could take it to 'cure' himself.

That sparks the question of homosexuals who don't want to be gay. That child could grow up wishing their mother had used the 'patch'.

Some people hate being gay, it's not their choice but wether they want it cured or not IS their choice, but since they're only a fetus they can't decide whether they want their mother to use the patch or not.

Originally posted by BlackC@
I talked to a gay friend about this. He only wishes he could take it to 'cure' himself.

why is this forum littered with compulsively lying emo whores?

Originally posted by BlackC@
That sparks the question of homosexuals who don't want to be gay. That child could grow up wishing their mother had used the 'patch'.

Some people hate being gay, it's not their choice but wether they want it cured or not IS their choice, but since they're only a fetus they can't decide whether they want their mother to use the patch or not.

Originally posted by Schecter
why is this forum littered with compulsively lying emo whores?

Because someone put out emo bait?

Originally posted by Devil King
I am no less bitchy than I have ever been, I've just been directing at you. And I masturbate plenty, thanks.

Direct your bitchiness elsewhere.
What, you mis-speak and I become the stereotype you have of a gay man? Way to keep doing what you've been doing lately.

What are you, retarded? I have no stereotypes of homosexuals. There is a stereotype of gay men, but that doesn't mean I think that you are, in fact, a stereotypical gay man. Is that being the target of your bitchiness?
So, if it can be used as a sexual organ, doesn't that mean that it is a sexual organ for as long as it's being used as such?

Inasmuch as a pencil can be used as a weapon. Of course, in stating that the anus is, in fact, a sexual organ, you are stating it in general, which makes about as much sense as classifying a pencil as a weapon because someone might stab somebody with it.
I'm pretty sure there are only two technical sex organs, and as long as that's all you use, you'd have a pretty boring sex life.

Two is correct. They are used for reproduction and thus are reproductive--that is, sex--organs.
You know, the way god intended it to be until us filthy humans started exercising our free will and began using our teeth and nipples and boobs and fingers and butts for such unnatural things.

Don't forget feet.
And that's what my issue with you has been recently, you've stopped presenting your opinions and conclusions in a logical manner and just been spewing rhetoric.

What are you, retarded? I have done no such thing.
(you seem to watch too much television)

What are you, retarded? Heroes is the only television show I watch regularly, and nothing I have ever said would indicate that I watch a lot of television.

Originally posted by FeceMan

Inasmuch as a pencil can be used as a weapon. Of course, in stating that the anus is, in fact, a sexual organ, you are stating it in general, which makes about as much sense as classifying a pencil as a weapon because someone might stab somebody with it.

This sultry little tart disagrees:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV4Bk34yygY

(I'm ignorant in the ways of posting it as a youtube link)

Originally posted by FeceMan
Direct your bitchiness elsewhere.

As long as I hear you spew crap, I'll direct it at you.

Originally posted by FeceMan
What are you, retarded? I have no stereotypes of homosexuals.

You don't have a stereotype, but you use your non-existent stereotype to describe me. You then turn around and say you don't think I'm any of the things you've just described me as? I believe your exact phrasing was " you pissy, melodramatic queen".

Originally posted by FeceMan
Inasmuch as a pencil can be used as a weapon. Of course, in stating that the anus is, in fact, a sexual organ, you are stating it in general, which makes about as much sense as classifying a pencil as a weapon because someone might stab somebody with it.

If you killed someone with a pencil, that would make it a weapon. I'll just assume that you were doing a lot of talk that eventually ended up agreeing with me.

Originally posted by FeceMan
Two is correct. They are used for reproduction and thus are reproductive--that is, sex--organs.

So, sex is just about reproduction for you?

Originally posted by FeceMan
What are you, retarded? I have done no such thing.

Yeah, I'm retarded. You know it. I'll return the favor by pointing out that acting like you're retarded is different than actually being retarded. Which would explain why I'm confused by your recent behavior.

Originally posted by FeceMan
What are you, retarded? Heroes is the only television show I watch regularly, and nothing I have ever said would indicate that I watch a lot of television.

You imply that you watch too much television based on the fact that you name dropped two television shows to illustrate your points. I don't know how CSI is going to illustrate how teeth can be used as a sex organ, neither do I know how/who Zach was supposed to be.

Maybe If A child is born that way it was meant to be.

Originally posted by Devil King
As long as I hear you spew crap, I'll direct it at you.

Adjust your ears, then.
You don't have a stereotype, but you use your non-existent stereotype to describe me. You then turn around and say you don't think I'm any of the things you've just described me as? I believe your exact phrasing was " you pissy, melodramatic queen".

Were you being a pissy, melodramatic queen? Yes, you were. Therefore, I will call you that with no regard to stereotyping.
If you killed someone with a pencil, that would make it a weapon. I'll just assume that you were doing a lot of talk that eventually ended up agreeing with me.

I'm sorry if you couldn't figure out exactly what I was saying. It was fairly clear.
So, sex is just about reproduction for you?

I never said that. However, the organs that are used for reproduction and directly involved during intercourse are two in number.
Yeah, I'm retarded. You know it. I'll return the favor by pointing out that acting like you're retarded is different than actually being retarded. Which would explain why I'm confused by your recent behavior.

You imply that you watch too much television based on the fact that you name dropped two television shows to illustrate your points. I don't know how CSI is going to illustrate how teeth can be used as a sex organ, neither do I know how/who Zach was supposed to be.

Holy shit, two television shows.

Originally posted by FeceMan
Adjust your ears, then.

Go back to acting the way you used to, and I won't have to filter your shit.

Originally posted by FeceMan
Were you being a pissy, melodramatic queen? Yes, you were. Therefore, I will call you that with no regard to stereotyping.

No, I wasn't. I was pointing out your stupidity, and you decided to turn it into a stereotype.

Originally posted by FeceMan
I'm sorry if you couldn't figure out exactly what I was saying. It was fairly clear.

Yeah, you were clear. That doesn't mean that it doesn't end up agreeing with my earlier statement. If you killed someone with a pencil, you don't think they're dead because you used the pencil as a weapon?

Originally posted by FeceMan
I never said that. However, the organs that are used for reproduction and directly involved during intercourse are two in number.

You don't have to say it to illustrate that you seem to think that sex is only for reproduction. You are the one talking about how sex organs are really only for reproduction. We'll just assume you haven't had much sex.

[I'll just delete that pic link, no one wants to see that again]

Originally posted by FeceMan
Holy shit, two television shows.

No, no, no....two television shows to illuminate your point. Your incorrect point.

Originally posted by Robtard
Initially yes; it moved onto the sex in general and the anus though.

That kid isn't gay in the show? I thought he was; I only watched the first season though.

That's bullshit...Eis told me that too. That kid wants to ram female Wolverine big time...there's no way he is a queer.