Why Do Relationships Fail?

Green Tea cleanses all impurities away........

not really.

Originally posted by Smiter
Im just fukin with you, Hell no! But I do have someone in my mind.

Spoiler:
fallenjedi

Originally posted by Smiter
Im just fukin with you, Hell no! But I do have someone in my mind.

Spoiler:
fallenjedi

Yeah, she has taste.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
do you have an urge to get naked and wash my back?

OH BABY droolio

Originally posted by queeq
Yeah, she has taste.

Yea and its quite Salty. And they say it is suppose to be covered with high fructose to protect them from their journey within. Instead they end up in some girl's mouth and esophagus instead of falopian tubes.

Originally posted by Smiter
Yea and its quite Salty. And they say it is suppose to be covered with high fructose to protect them from their journey within. Instead they end up in some girl's mouth and esophagus instead of falopian tubes.

hysterical

I never thought Smiter would stoop so low that he'd lick toilets....

I think being single is wonderful, more freedom😄

but its nothing compared to being in love. i used to think the same way as you, then i got hooked.

Originally posted by queeq
I never thought Smiter would stoop so low that he'd lick toilets....

I think he and LU should meet.

that'd be a mighty lubed up encounter.

should Lord Urizen and I meet, I'm not gonna have anal leakage. I got Full defenses up. No dick is cumming up my ass.

thats what they all say, just before.....

😂

We all know Smiter wants it.

damn butt pirate... 😂

SMITER BABY YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT ! It's ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE I BRING YOU TO THE DARK SIDE (analville) droolio

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
but its nothing compared to being in love. i used to think the same way as you, then i got hooked.

That is true...Love is an addiction, and i wish I had it again 🙁

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
[b]SMITER BABY YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT ! It's ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE I BRING YOU TO THE DARK SIDE (analville) droolio [/B]

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
That is true...Love is an addiction, and i wish I had it again 🙁

For that second post, were you in the bathroom or something and your kid sister got on your computer and posted for you?