If you were a God...

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Lord Coal The Carbon Knight

I am the God of chocolate cake!

G U I T A R I dee kay.

Id be god of gaming! Muahaha No one could defeat me...!

Vinny Valentine Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Eclipso
...What would you be the God of?

I wouldn't be banned.

Bloigen Restricted

I'd be the God of everything that hasn't been already stated.

Hidden Lotus Jetta FTW

i would be the god of bloigen's penguin sig

AOR The King

nothing

Martian_mind telepathy+debates+=Pwned

I'd be God of the mini umbrellas they put in drinks.

HAHA!

Barker Thorin Fan Club President

Yeah, no.

silver_tears Senior Member

Orgasm, everyone would love me. herbtouched

AOR The King
Originally posted by AOR
shall we try again, gentlemen?
Kongu Dude Senior Member

I would be the god of funnines. 😐

lord xyz Restricted

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
It should be God or Goddess, so women can post too! mullet

Anyway, if I were a GODDESS, I would be ruler of everything because Gods and Goddesses have that power. 🙂

Goddess isn't used anymore. It's just God, because sex has nothing to do with it. 😉

edit: I should have looked at Spooony's post. God I love that guy.

Kongu Dude Senior Member

Good point.

lord xyz Restricted

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
Good point.
Leave me alone. 😐

Kongu Dude Senior Member

Originally posted by lord xyz
Leave me alone. 😐

Sure. 😐

Eclipso Restricted

God of Weather, That way when I wanna ski I can make it snow and then in the afternoon make it nice and warm.

Eclipso Restricted

God of Computers so I could eleminate all viruses and bugs.

DeathReaper The Dark Knight

God of War

((The_Anomaly)) 2003 Super Senior Member

I'd be the God of issuing who gets what size of penis thus becoming the most powerful God of all Gods as it is something that determines pleasure for Women and can crush a mans spirits instantly. An issue that ALL people of the Earth care about. 😐

Eclipso Restricted

I'd be the same of Breasts! ✅