Three word story

Okay, so we make a story(A Lord of all rings story, duh) and everyone posts three words of the story.

Ex. FirstPerson:

There was a...

Secondperson:

Boy named Tunkfistasmool...

and things like that. I tried it it with a friend of mine and the results were hilarious.

There was once a

an orc named

rumpelstillkin who never.......

ate his socks..

on a sunday.

on mondays he would...

There was once an orc named rumpelstillkin who never ate his socks on a sunday. On mondays he would eat frodo's shoes.

if frodo paid.....

.::.Guys try and copy the story then just add words.
There was once an orc named rumpelstillkin who never ate his socks on a sunday. On mondays he would eat frodo's shoes.If Frodo paid even only an

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.::.Guys try and copy the story then just add words.
There was once an orc named rumpelstillkin who never ate his socks on a sunday. On mondays he would eat frodo's shoes.If Frodo paid even only an penny and a

There was once an orc named rumpelstillkin who never ate his socks on a sunday. On mondays he would eat frodo's shoes.If Frodo paid even only an penny and a hobbit child as......