Things that are funnier than Dane Cook....

I just finished watching Dane Cook's Vicious Circle. Immediately, I felt compelled to make a list of things that I think are funnier than one of the unfunniest people alive.

1) Rob Schneider

2) Hundreds of ants crawling over a grasshopper that looks to be in agony and is clinging to life.

3) Molded Cheese

4) Carrot Top

5) A dead baby

6) An inbred sheep rapist named Clem

7) Cirrhosis

8) Pat Robertson (700 Club)

9) K.Diddy

10) Hemorrhoids

Anyone else care to add to the list?

Who is dane cook?

Originally posted by TRH
Who is dane cook?

Consider yourself lucky.

So who is he!? Tell me before I google him

Nah.

Dane Cook

You guys should watch Simon Sez because Dane Cook is there.

Does he suck on purpose I mean wiki said he was bad

Wikipedia was my first choice for a link, but you realize that it's edited by the viewers.

Cook is just plain generic and tries too hard, if you ask me.

Oh like when wiki said Kim Jong Il was a gay child....shocking

Yea, he's a caricature of himself. His latest special on HBO was horrible. I was stoned and I didn't find it the least bit funny. I'd even say it was painful to watch.

I laughed, maybe, all of 5 times during the hour. Mildly laughed, that is.

Thank god. I am surrounded with people that constantly quote Dane Cook and that horrid Larry the Cable Guy. None of them are funny to me. Give me a good Bill Hicks or Sam Kineson(sp?)

There will never be another comic like Sam Kinison.

Originally posted by Impediment
There will never be another comic like Sam Kinison.

Originally posted by Impediment
Anyone else care to add to the list?

11) The War on Terror

12) Schindler's List

how dare u say that about dance cook dance cook revolutionized comedy

Originally posted by mith fox
how dare u say that about dance cook dance cook revolutionized comedy