Ohhh......Keystone Ice......:(

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Impediment Endless

Ohhh......Keystone Ice......:(

Last night I had 6 Keystone Ice's, just 6 mind you. This morning I feel like boiled shit.

$4.99 a 12 pack seems like a great price for beer that's 5.9% ABV, and it gets the job done rather quickly. I have realized, however, that the Coors brewery is actually a sadomasochistic cult bent on torturing it's fellow man.

Damn you, Keystone Ice. I shall drink you nevermore...................

...................Until next weekend. evillaugh

Thorinn Static Stance

I love Ice House. jockey

Impediment Endless

Ice House has a weird aftertaste, IMO.

BlackSunshine Do what you want to do

You're a weakling 😛

Impediment Endless
Originally posted by BlackSunshine
You're a weakling 😛

Said the pansy who drinks Smirnoff Ices.

The Pict Defender Of The Faith
Originally posted by Impediment
Said the pansy who drinks Smirnoff Ices.

flex I'll have mine with a straw!

Impediment Endless

Is it true that drinking out of a straw helps get you drunk faster?

I also heard that drinkning in a hot tub helps quicker, too.

§P0oONY Senior Member

What the **** are you on about... 😕

Keystone Ice? Ice House??? 🤨

Impediment Endless

Originally posted by §P0oONY
What the **** are you on about... 😕

Keystone Ice? Ice House??? 🤨

American ice brewed ale. It's really strong.

§P0oONY Senior Member

Originally posted by Impediment
American ice brewed ale. It's really strong.

Oh.... okay.... I prefer real beer...

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Oh.... okay.... I prefer real beer...

So does the rest of the world.

Impediment Endless

What's wrong with American beer? weep

§P0oONY Senior Member

Originally posted by Impediment
What's wrong with American beer? weep

Not American beer... Just jacked beer. I prefer it simply brewed.

Impediment Endless
Originally posted by §P0oONY
Not American beer... Just jacked beer. I prefer it simply brewed.

Ah. Ice beer always leaves me kinda hungover.

§P0oONY Senior Member

Originally posted by Impediment
Ah. Ice beer always leaves me kinda hungover.
Ice beer isn't even available in the UK.

Impediment Endless
Originally posted by §P0oONY
Ice beer isn't even available in the UK.

Really? Wow. I'd have thought that it's everywhere.

§P0oONY Senior Member

Originally posted by Impediment
Really? Wow. I'd have thought that it's everywhere.
Well, I've certainly never seen it but then again I've never actively looked for it.

Impediment Endless

It's everywhere in the states.

Well.......Texas, that is.

Dr. Badass420 The Acid Test Awaits....

Originally posted by Impediment
Last night I had 6 Keystone Ice's, just 6 mind you. This morning I feel like boiled shit.

$4.99 a 12 pack seems like a great price for beer that's 5.9% ABV, and it gets the job done rather quickly. I have realized, however, that the Coors brewery is actually a sadomasochistic cult bent on torturing it's fellow man.

Damn you, Keystone Ice. I shall drink you nevermore...................

...................Until next weekend. evillaugh


you got f*cked!

BlackSunshine Do what you want to do
Originally posted by Impediment
Said the pansy who drinks Smirnoff Ices.

blush2