You vs a Predator

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Re: You vs a Predator

Originally posted by Aqua-pimp

So i'm giving you a machine gun a knife and a baseball bat to face the predator whose hunting you ...
The fight is in the jungle and you're fighting a preda-rookie similar to the preda-b*tches from the awfull movie alien vs predator(Please let alien vs predator 2 - survival of the fittest.. be better than that theateral piece of crap 🙄 )

I throw away your useless gagets and take on the Predator bare handed

Predator dies of fear

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
You die very hard. An M16 and shotgun aren't nearly enough to stop a Pred. I think I could take his hand off or at least take one of his eyes. I'd go down fighting, and give him a reminder, but I'm gonna die regardless. And if he gets me in an ambush, well.....I'm going to be getting a very up-close and personal look at my own bleeding heart.

hey if arnold can whoop a predator with a log and a arrow the a m16 and shotgun will work fine

Go watch the freaking movie again.

Dutch had a prep time, lots of traps and an advantage. And then again he was saved because the Predator decided not to kill him straight away TWICE.

Harrigan had a freaking team with him. The Predator slaughtered the Team which was invisible to the Predator at the time and then he suprised the Predator and the luckily messed up his cloaking device. He fired 8 rifle SLUGS into the Predator and it still kept coming. Those bullets hardly damaged it's muscles as you can see.

And I have lots of scans to prove that Comic predators are far superior to movie Predators. For example one took a high powered rifle shot right into the face and it didn't stop him.

If Character included stupidity is off, you have no f*cking way of surviving.

Originally posted by Jyppe
Go watch the freaking movie again.

Dutch had a prep time, lots of traps and an advantage. And then again he was saved because the Predator decided not to kill him straight away TWICE.

Harrigan had a freaking team with him. The Predator slaughtered the Team which was invisible to the Predator at the time and then he suprised the Predator and the luckily messed up his cloaking device. He fired 8 rifle SLUGS into the Predator and it still kept coming. Those bullets hardly damaged it's muscles as you can see.

And I have lots of scans to prove that Comic predators are far superior to movie Predators. For example one took a high powered rifle shot right into the face and it didn't stop him.

If Character included stupidity is off, you have no f*cking way of surviving.

Co Signed.

To escape Predator you need a jungle full of flamable wood & animals in heat, 60 minutes prep-time, a high calibre rifle, hunting knife and a box of matches.

step one light a big fire to draw Smokey the Bear

step two [20 minute mark] perched high in a cypress tree shoot Smokey centre chest several times, when he comes runnin'

step three [40 minute mark] skin smokey, bathe in his blood [hide your scent] then wear his hide. watch the fire grow.

step four [T-minus 5 Minutes] let the fire burn and race clear camouflaged amoung fleeing forest critters

step five you're a survivor , tour, sign autographs for a living, serialise the story of your grisly encounter with The Predator for 15 Million.

I'm 100% sure I can take 100lbs Asian girl with a brown belt... so I guess that means I can take at least two comic preds in hand to hand. 😉

things are different here in the Waking world

Originally posted by don't shiv
things are different here in the Waking world

... so you're thinking more around 5 then?

you take "100 lbs asian candy in a brown wrapper?"
Merv Pumpkinhead Agent of D.R.E.A.M. can take "100 lbs asian chick with a brown belt"

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
I'm 100% sure I can take 100lbs Asian girl with a brown belt... so I guess that means I can take at least two comic preds in hand to hand. 😉
Yet one Pred can beat the crap out of an Alien which would tear apart any human 😉

One instance of bad writing doesn't mean squat when you look at what the Preds are supposed to be heck Pred's have been shown to run down speeding cars, some have moved tanks haven't they realisticly taken at their best no human being should be able to take a Pred without some massive PIS going on.

Originally posted by Newjak
Yet one Pred can beat the crap out of an Alien which would tear apart any human 😉

One instance of bad writing doesn't mean squat when you look at what the Preds are supposed to be heck Pred's have been shown to run down speeding cars, some have moved tanks haven't they realisticly taken at their best no human being should be able to take a Pred without some massive PIS going on.

Alien vs Predator is pretty much the definitive Predator comic book... one of the very few well written ones also. Machiko is able to hang with predators and she isn't the only human to so in the comics either (16th century samurai where killing Preds and eating their hearts for extended life). The only comic book Preds that would royally own humans are the ones from Bad Blood... and that was above and beyond the abilities Preds had shown in every other book (except maybe the Superman cross over).

I'd die,Why?Because when the Predator takes off his mask.I laugh so hard I can't defend myself.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
I'm 100% sure I can take 100lbs Asian girl with a brown belt... so I guess that means I can take at least two comic preds in hand to hand. 😉

This happened in War, didn't it? One of the shittiest AVP books there are. And, the girl was trained in the Predators arts and their way of life as she was considered as one of them. Maybe they had enhanced her properties. Not sure.

And, she was handling the men in her camp even before she had anything to do with the Predators. Hell, can you throw a 100Kg man through a damn locked door from 6 meters away? I doubt it.

Anyways, it was a low showing. They don't matter on this forum.

Alien vs Predator is pretty much the definitive Predator comic book... one of the very few well written ones also. Machiko is able to hang with predators and she isn't the only human to so in the comics either (16th century samurai where killing Preds and eating their hearts for extended life). The only comic book Preds that would royally own humans are the ones from Bad Blood... and that was above and beyond the abilities Preds had shown in every other book (except maybe the Superman cross over).

AFAIK, he killed one of them with his blade. The rest he used technolocy on. And, if their blood/hearts give you near immortality, they might also enhance your other properties.

(Checked the comic)

LMFAO, Machico fights the weakest member of the clan. Shorty, a very tiny Predator that was said to be lowest on the foodchain of the clan. Around peakhuman stats for the size. And, Shorty was a stupid bastard anyways. Arrogant as hell.

And she even lost their first fight, nearly died.