For those who missed me and for those who dont, i hate you

Well I'm back, no need to miss me any longer. You've probably been worried sick and I'm sorry for not telling you, but i was actually down in Mexico for two weeks and it was awesome! Unfortunately I didn't see a donkey show, I looked everywhere for one and I wanted to show my donkey show experience with you guys with some photos, sorry to let you down.

So anyways it was really fun, I stayed at a place called Grande Bahia Principe in Riviera Maya, it's really nice. And it was all inclusive so there wasnt a second that went by where i wasn't drunk, it was great. That's pretty much all I have to say for now. Any questions?

Why make a thread about it?..

Originally posted by Barker
Why make a thread about it?..

I guess you must hate me because I didnt miss you. I have no f*cking clue who you are. 😬

oops...double post.

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
Because I'm cool like that.

❌

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
I guess you must hate me because I didnt miss you. I have no f*cking clue who you are. 😬

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
That's not a question 😕

Maybe because I don't care. 😬

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
Maybe because I don't care. 😬

I didn't miss you and life is still a box of chocolates doped

everyone here is so nice 😊

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
everyone here is so nice 😊

I missed you but I'm on medication for insanity and paranoia. 😊

Someone hates me! w00 😊

Nobody gives a shit about what you did and so far nobody misses you. That is unless someone PM'ed you "We missed you"

So here's what went down, the first day I don't think I did anything cause I got back at four in the afternoon so we ate at the buffet. I don't remember when we did stuff, so it won't be in chronological order. I visit the mayan village and also climbed a pyramid. I brougth back some chewing gum that came from a tree, it has no taste though. That was pretty much the only thing I did. The rest of the vacation I chilled at the beach/pool and partied all the itme.

There was this one day where I was really drunk, well actually, just a regular drunk day, and i tied around 20 balloons around my wrists, legs and ass.. kids kept walking up to me asking for balloons and jerks kept wanting to pop them, still had a good time. Also played a lot of flip cup, pretty fun game. I'll get back to you with more intersting and fun stuff you're all dying to hear about.

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
Well I'm back, no need to miss me any longer. You've probably been worried sick and I'm sorry for not telling you, but i was actually down in Mexico for two weeks and it was awesome! Unfortunately I didn't see a donkey show, I looked everywhere for one and I wanted to show my donkey show experience with you guys with some photos, sorry to let you down.

So anyways it was really fun, I stayed at a place called Grande Bahia Principe in Riviera Maya, it's really nice. And it was all inclusive so there wasnt a second that went by where i wasn't drunk, it was great. That's pretty much all I have to say for now. Any questions?

and you are?... OH MASTerBATER dude!... i remember you

Originally posted by Bunny B
and you are?... OH MASTerBATER dude!... i remember you

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
Oh Bun Bun, I remember you too... such a small world.

Foshizzle 🤪

Originally posted by Bunny B
Foshizzle 🤪