Zuesophobia -- Fear of God or gods.

Started by Lord Urizen3 pages

God is a peadophile ~!

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
God is a peadophile ~!

Mary was supposedly around 15 or 16...so.

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Mary was supposedly around 15 or 16...so.

Holy Scriptures of Orgasmism

Clause 69
Verse xxx 3-7

"The Almighty senteth thy shaft through the Virgin

Delivering unto her womb the Holy Spirit

When she was ripe

the best age to bear fruit"

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Mary was supposedly around 15 or 16...so.

so God is a ephebophilie not a pedophile

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
so God is a ephebophilie not a pedophile

why get so technical?

besides, god can't really have sex. unless you believe in the DaVinci Code.

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
why get so technical?

mild OCD

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic

besides, god can't really have sex. unless you believe in the DaVinci Code.

God can't have sex? (no wonder he's always pissed)

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
God can't have sex? (no wonder he's always pissed)

God can have sex, for God is Orgasm

Holy Scriptures of the Orgasmism

Testiment of Orgy Kalima
Clause 69
Verse xxx 30-32

"I sayeth unto thee, Orgasm thy force by which all creation penetrates, is thy center of all might, of all hope, of all Faith

Thy sheer primal force of creation, the primal rage and fire by which thy universe spawned, made manifest through the flesh and beyond"

Marchello, Marxman, debbiejo

Marchello, you're awfully quiet.....Aren't ya going to quote some scriptures back??

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
[b]God can have sex, for God is Orgasm

Holy Scriptures of the Orgasmism

Testiment of Orgy Kalima
Clause 69
Verse xxx 30-32

"I sayeth unto thee, Orgasm thy force by which all creation penetrates, is thy center of all might, of all hope, of all Faith

Thy sheer primal force of creation, the primal rage and fire by which thy universe spawned, made manifest through the flesh and beyond" [/B]

God and god alone permeates creation

"No one knows what the world will become when its god has disappeared. Though it's possible the world will survive as long as Suzumiya-san decides to have mercy upon it, it is also possible that it'll vanish in an instant." Itsuki Koizumi, prophet of the True God

Wow...........hahahahaha

Originally posted by Strangelove
It easy to fear a deity that has mood swings between destroying the world and claiming to want to save it. Eternal damnation and salvation vested in one ruler: ludicrous. Polytheism makes more sense because you know who to love and who to fear.

Or you can relate to the gods because they seemmore human.

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
God is a peadophile ~!

😕 All things are part of God.

What is there to fear? Isn' t God supposed to be a loving, forgiving God?

Originally posted by Storm
What is there to fear? Isn' t God supposed to be a loving, forgiving God?

He is. Some of the fear comes from the inherent sin nature of man. Some comes from ignorance of knowing God in his entirety. Still, there should be a great respect that one has for God though. Not a fearful respect, but the respect a child has for their parent.

Originally posted by Thundar
He is. Some of the fear comes from the inherent sin nature of man. Some comes from ignorance of knowing God in his entirety. Still, there should be a great respect that one has for God though. Not a fearful respect, but the respect a child has for their parent.

I believe that this idea that human nature is sinful, leads to great evil and suffering. It allows people to have an escape goat; instead of looking at themselves and asking "why are we doing this or that?". The truth is that God is inside of each of us; our basic nature is the Buddha, everything we do is our fault, we have no excuse.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
I believe that this idea that human nature is sinful, leads to great evil and suffering. It allows people to have an escape goat; instead of looking at themselves and asking "why are we doing this or that?". The truth is that God is inside of each of us; our basic nature is the Buddha, everything we do is our fault, we have no excuse.

There you go again, ranting on with your pagan witchery.

Originally posted by Robtard
There you go again, ranting on with your pagan witchery.

Where do you get that? 😕 I'm ranting on with Buddhism not paganism. 🙄

Originally posted by Storm
What is there to fear? Isn' t God supposed to be a loving, forgiving God?
Yes, supposed to be.

Originally posted by Storm
What is there to fear? Isn' t God supposed to be a loving, forgiving God?

There is nothing to fear. Absolutely Nothing. For God is Orgasm, and Orgasm is pure bliss.....it is foolish to fear such a powerful goodness.

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
There is nothing to fear. Absolutely Nothing. For God is Orgasm, and Orgasm is pure bliss.....it is foolish to fear such a powerful goodness.
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