Naruto Character Bashing

Started by The Last Rider4 pages

Let's tie Neji's self-rightous ass to a stake, light a match, and make a wish.

Originally posted by First_Tsurugi06
Pompous, egotistical, jerk-off a-hole, to fruity-boy man-lady priss.

The story of Hyuuga Neji's life.

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Originally posted by The Last Rider
Let's tie Neji's self-rightous ass to a stake, light a match, and make a wish.

Good plan.

I wish for Naruto to regularly sucker-punch Neji square in his pissy-puss c*ck-f@g face from underground just like that brilliant Godsend moment in the Chuunin Exams.

Kurenai is only good for getting knocked up by Asuma.

Suigetsu is a dookie head.

Sakura is a no good little flat chested demonic broad who nearly overreacts as much as that big mouthed raman lovin ****head Naruto.

Orochimaru is by far a queer. He looks like he wears make up and has an awkward obsession with Sasuke and that Kabuto guy gets jealous.

Tsunade I dislike because she hasn't answered my phone calls lol

Kiba, go choke on dog food (same goes for you Akamaru).

Choji, I'll poke you with a needle and see if you'll pop like a balloon you fat *******.

Naruto, when will you pass gas that will be strong enough to kill you?

Chizune when you're not looking, I'll turn your pet pig into bacon.

Kuranai because she hasn't answered my phone calls either lol

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Sakura is a no good little flat chested demonic broad who nearly overreacts as much as that big mouthed raman lovin ****head Naruto.

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Originally posted by Man of...
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nice sig, that's like my favorite game.

my beef is sega not making a new one for the next-gen systems with online play! 😠

Originally posted by psycho gundam
nice sig, that's like my favorite game.

my beef is sega not making a new one for the next-gen systems with online play! 😠

Yea, it's one of my favs too. It sux that Sega left that series behind. I think better advertisment woulda helped the game sale. Er body I know who played it said it was good.

Originally posted by Man of...
Yea, it's one of my favs too. It sux that Sega left that series behind. I think better advertisment woulda helped the game sale. Er body I know who played it said it was good.
It also has one of the best soundtracks ever!

I'm one of the GG's.

What was that song that drove me nuts? Oh yeah "Yes I'm cooking for my son and his wife - it's his 3Oth birthday

Wearing makeup doesn't make you gay to the guy who listed that as a reason why Oro was gay on Page 1.

Originally posted by Quincy
I'm one of the GG's.

What was that song that drove me nuts? Oh yeah "Yes I'm cooking for my son and his wife - it's his 3Oth birthday

"pour eggs into the bowl i've made about two months ago" "it's moldy mom, isn't it?"

I don't like Sasuke bashing that much. He is a hot piece of ass afterall. Give him that much.

Not really.

Naruto is hotter.

Madness. Naruto is the worse part of SasuNaru...he's ugly as shit.

Now Sasuke and Naruko...that's hot.
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Originally posted by Pyron_Knight
Wearing makeup doesn't make you gay to the guy who listed that as a reason why Oro was gay on Page 1.

Unless your in a play or something, it's no excuse.

Makeup equals teh geyness

sakura. She does absolutely shit when it comes to a fight, cant help anyone except act like shes helping when shes not, and just to make it look like there all doing something good they give her the role of following tsunade when she doesnt deserve it. skanky hore.
choji taking those pills was supposedly "supposed" to kill him but his fatass was still living thanks to stupid pis.
99 percent of the time something good has to happen and the bad guys lose in the original naruto fillers, why can one of those stupid civilians die one day or somethin?

Funny since Sakura was a big reason why she and Chiyo were able to beat Sasori.

Sakura post-timeskip is quite deadly. Faster than the average brick and uber strong.