For all Ewok lovers

Originally posted by queeq
General G is president of the International "I love Ewoks' Federation.

Yeah, so I can destroy it from the inside 😈

Yeah, that's your cover. But you were only elected because someone got his hands on a secret pic of you in Ewok jammies holding an lifesize Ewok toy.

That was the before shot.

The after shot which was never released because it was yoo graphic for all age groups was me tearing it apart and ripping body aprts off!

That pic doesn't exist and you know it. You don't have to be ashamed for your Ewok love... many SW girls have it.

Oh...it exists 😈

So thats why you love ewoks so much!

I neither love nor hate them... And that pic only exists in your dreams, the ones where you dream of being butch.

But what about when you said you loved ewoks and wanted to spend the rest of you life with them? 😕

So you admit it exists 😈

Yes, you dream of things that aren't for real. Like your "hate" for Ewoks.

And do show me where I said that?

That is very real, more real than anything could be

Originally posted by queeq
I really love ewoks, marry me my ewok buddy!

😛 🙂

😂

😈

And now he starts posting Ewok pics!!! I was right all along.

Originally posted by queeq
And now he starts posting Ewok pics!!! I was right all along.

Yeah, of ewoks dying brutally!

I guess I forgot that posting pictures of killing something means you like it a lot 😛

In your case it does.

Oh, I dont think so.

That is why you fail.

Originally posted by queeq
That is why you pass.

I agree 😄

Hehehe... you have an interesting way of twisting the truth. Another proof for your Ewok love.

I think that your "twisting the truth" theory would acocunt for why you THINK I like ewoks

It's not mine. Anyone can see you twist my quotes, so why can't you lie about your Ewok love?