Smurfs having a gangbang...

It just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

hmm

And you went around looking under their pants to confirm this?

He might have well...

Smurf #1: Hey, did you have a good time last night?
Smurf #2: Smurf-tacular!
Smurf #1: Yeah, I saw you leave with Smurfette.
Smurf #2: Oh man, as soon as we got out of the bar, she started smurfing me.
Smurf #1: Shut the Smurf up!
Smurf #2: Yeah!
Smurf #1: Right in the Smurfing parking lot?
Smurf #2: Smurf-Yeah!
Smurf #1: Oh! That is freaking Smurf!

You beat it to me... 😖hifty:

Vathu's sig goes well with this thread... hmm

I knew where it was from but I didn't want to ruin the thread. 🥷

Originally posted by Röland
I knew where it was from but I didn't want to ruin the thread. 🥷

Originally posted by §P0oONY
And quoting Family Guy for the 1,000,000th time really kept the thread from being ruined? hmm

Hmm good point. I thought it might lighten the thread up. I will refrain from posting quotes for awhile. hmm

Originally posted by Röland
Hmm good point. I thought it might lighten the thread up. I will refrain from posting quotes for awhile. hmm

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Throw in a packet of condoms and we have a deal. hmm

*buys a pack of Lifestyles and gives to Spoony*

Deal.

Originally posted by Röland
*buys a pack of Lifestyles and gives to Spoony*

Deal.

Originally posted by §P0oONY
I have no idea what your American brand says about my penis size or where I like to stick it... But I dutifully accept it to be true. hmm

Lifestyles are the cheapest you can buy in the states. They don't say anything about size or where it goes. hmm

Originally posted by Röland
Lifestyles are the cheapest you can buy in the states. They don't say anything about size or where it goes. hmm

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Sounds like more fun than regular condoms... We most certainly have a deal. hmm

They are because they let you play the game "Did it break!?"

Good. hmm

Originally posted by Röland
I knew where it was from but I didn't want to ruin the thread. 🥷

I smurfed last night in your mom's smurfgina

You danced last night in my mom's china?

Originally posted by Strangelove
You danced last night in my mom's china?

I thought I owned your mom's gina. ermm