Survey of the effects of cold tempurature extremes

Temperature Extremes in Celcius.
20° - Greeks put on sweaters (if they can find them).
15° - Hawaiians turn on the heater (if they have them).
10° - Americans shake, Russians plant cucumbers .
5° - You can see your own breath. Italian cars don't start. Norwegians
take baths. Russians still drive with open windows.
0° - Water freezes in America, in Russia it thickens.
-5° - French cars don't start.
-10° - You're planning a vacation to Australia .
-15° - Your cat wants to sleep in your bed. Norwegians put on sweaters.
-18° - New York landlords turn on their tennants' heaters. Russians make their last
seasonal picnic.
-20° - American cars don't start. People in Alaska start wearing
long-sleeves.
-25° - German cars don't start. Hawaiians are dead.
-30° - Politicians start talking about homeless people. Your cat wants to
sleep in your pajamas.
-35° - Too cold to think. Japanese cars don't start.
-40° - You're planning a 2-week hot tub bath. Swedish cars don't start.
-42° - Transportation stops in Europe . Russians eat ice cream in the street.
-45° - All Greeks are dead. Politicians really start doing something for the
homeless.
-50° - Your eyelids start sticking when you blink. In Alaska , people close
the window in their bathrooms.
-60° - Polar bears start migrating south.
-70° - Hell freezes.
-73° - Finnish special services evacuate Santa Claus from Lapland. Russians wear earmuff hats.
-80° - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
-114° - Ethyl alcohol freezes. Russians are unhappy.
-240° -90% of the planet is dead. The Russian soccer team become world champions.
-273° - Absolute zero, atomic movement stops. Russians wear boots.

in soviet russia you dont catch cold. cold catches you.

Yakov Smirnof... The epitome of Not-Funny comedian.

"In the US, your wear a sock... In Soviet Russia, sock wears you!"

Mannnnnnnnnn when I'm cold I take a hot bath, turn up the temps and eat hot food.....spices I mean...........nothing like some Cayenne to warm ya up, but then again one must like spice foods........ 😊

I hate minus..........your eyes water and you cannot see........and your nose hairs ice up............I hate it when that happens.....lol

*Thinks about taking a bath like last night*....Gods honest truth...... 😂

I'm talking about Fahrenheit here...

I take back what I said...

Originally posted by PVS
in soviet russia you dont catch cold. cold catches you.

😆

Originally posted by Darth Jello
-80° - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.

LOL
in Celcius

Fini in Trindad
wants to melt at 32
pretty comfortable at 28
is cold and wears a light sweater at 25
sleeps with sweat pants, a sweater,3 wool blankets at 20
simply wants to die when the AC on campus is at 15

OMG i got no clue what will happen below that

Originally posted by fini
LOL
in Celcius

Fini in Trindad
wants to melt at 32
pretty comfortable at 28
is cold and wears a light sweater at 25
sleeps with sweat pants, a sweater,3 wool blankets at 20
simply wants to die when the AC on campus is at 15

OMG i got no clue what will happen below that

Have you ever seen ice on your car??

Cause it sure is now here.........

*thinks about running the water now for bath*....

Heck I've never seen Snow

Aren't ya curious? I remembered when I lived in a state that doesn't get snow and was told what it would be like cause I would be moving there (5 years old).......I had such fantasies about it.......but not so cold......just fluffy...Fluffy pretty snow......sparkly................Damn, it's cold...Like really.........LOL

Originally posted by fini
Heck I've never seen Snow

You have to make it up here one of these days. We could go play in the snow. 😄

Originally posted by fini
Heck I've never seen Snow

Try getting several pounds of coacaine into a big pile and jumping in. (the look is similar)

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
You have to make it up here one of these days. We could go play in the snow. 😄

I know I got to go one day, but it aint happening anytime this year or next.

To see snow I would have to be abroad during Christmas vacation( since I'm a teacher), and I cant do that this year( got a wedding)

will see next year

I would suppose there the mountain don't have snow either...In fact nah..they don't.....but yes, you must see it and experience it just once......It is very beautiful to see everything covered in snow....I sound like Mrs. Clause don't I........LOL...............*Cookie?*

Originally posted by Darth Jello

-114° - Ethyl alcohol freezes. Russians are unhappy.

😂

Originally posted by Darth Jello
Temperature Extremes in Celcius.
-240° -90% of the planet is dead. The Russian soccer team become world champions.

Nice. Add "Italy still finds a way to cheat" and i'd marry you.

Its snowing here, about 5 inches so far. 😄

Originally posted by debbiejo
Mannnnnnnnnn when I'm cold I take a hot bath

Amen, sister! ✅