Oh my goodness I must stay at home!

and every time I hear a growl
I'll know the tiger's on the prowl
and I'll be really safe, you know
the elephant he told me so

lion (rawr)

That's a Lion.

Cool.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Cool.

I had that too, f*ucking copying my lag. B*tch.

Originally posted by Dusty
That's a Lion.

And so did I 😉

'Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!'

Originally posted by Dusty
and every time I hear a growl
I'll know the tiger's on the prowl
and I'll be really safe, you know
the elephant he told me so

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
what did you just finish beating off to Dr. Suess? ermm

but all in vain, because, you see,
the tiger came and said: "Who me?!
You know, I wouldn't hurt not one of you.
I'd much prefer something to chew
and you're all to scant." oh yeah!
He ate the Elephant

poor elephant.

Everyone was nervy, oh yeah!
and the message was spread
to zebra, mongoose, and the dirty hippopotamus
who wallowed in the mud and chewed
his spicy hippo-plankton food
and tended to ignore the word
preferring to survey a herd
of stupid water bison, oh yeah!

Originally posted by Dusty
but all in vain, because, you see,
the tiger came and said: "Who me?!
You know, I wouldn't hurt not one of you.
I'd much prefer something to chew
and you're all to scant." oh yeah!
He ate the Elephant

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
what did you just finish beating off to Dr. Suess? ermm

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

'Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!'

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought--
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

'And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
maybe you didnt finish yet, warn me before the climax please. blowup

Why? You want a front row seat?

Don't bother with the 3-D glasses.

I like chocolate and candy
My name isn't Sandy
Or Mandy
I like to dance, prance and take a trip to France
I was to piss on Washington monument and take a break
Then for dinner I'll have a steak
and after that I'll go to the men's room and take a massive shit
I'm weaving it out like I have a professional sowing kit
I can go on and on and on and on
But then I'll never finish this song.

😐

Zebra's are cute..I used to play with one who had a broken leg and couldn't go back to where he came from. firefirefireph

Mongooses are kewl too.

lion

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Since people are doing poems,
I thought I'd do one too.

Originally posted by Floigen
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Since people are doing poems,
I thought I'd do one too.

Originally posted by Dusty
Why? You want a front row seat?

Don't bother with the 3-D glasses.

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
Zebra's are cute..I used to play with one who had a broken leg and couldn't go back to where he came from. firefirefireph

Mongooses are kewl too.

lion