Ever been attack by a pack of Ninjas while you Log in?

Originally posted by InnerRise
What a coincidence.

I'm watching something and a man was hung somehow in the process while he was

Spoiler:
masturbating

to some internet video.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
how could you get hung, unless, you are purposely choking yourself??

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
how could you get hung, unless, you are purposely choking yourself??

Originally posted by johnnyforever
I stay logged in all the time shockyes

Ditto ✅

Originally posted by Bunny B
Ditto ✅

I get attacked by hot, sexy naked women who rape me for hours everytime I log in sadwalk

Originally posted by Mišt
I get attacked by hot, sexy naked women who rape me for hours everytime I log in sadwalk

Originally posted by InnerRise
Ummm.....someone came and hung him while he was doing his business. Duh. ermm

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by Ronny
People do that. It makes alot of guys hot, being choked and all. thats why most hanging victims have hard ons when they're found.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Crazy world we live in.

I know what you men Ip almwaysl jgoy atkaned jdfa'aokk,jfjhj,ewfrdghjm,.././ !!! HALP!!21147 Im isodfjing atakkced

where's the pie option?

Originally posted by Dusty
I know what you men Ip almwaysl jgoy atkaned jdfa'aokk,jfjhj,ewfrdghjm,.././ !!! HALP!!21147 Im isodfjing atakkced

boogy

Originally posted by Dusty
I know what you men Ip almwaysl jgoy atkaned jdfa'aokk,jfjhj,ewfrdghjm,.././ !!! HALP!!21147 Im isodfjing atakkced

shuriken

They possess gweat skwills

I dont know much about being ninja 🥷 ... but is it so that if the ninja truely has great skill... you wouldnt know what or who just attacked you.... hmm....... maybe I havnt seen enough ninja like movies. 😖

They aren't ninja btw, they are secret government police hell-bent on destroying KMC. Thats why HD T.V's were invented. 👆

Today I was attacked by a clan of Samurais! shock