i'm about to have some ice cold agua con gas...
all i gotta do is go downstairs to the freezer in the kitchen...open the freezer....look inside...spot that big bottle o' joyous ice cold fluid...grab it....pull it out...close the freezer hatch....close the freezer...walk out of the kitchen...down the hall...up the stairs...dodge the wife in the living room (who's watching ****ing Days Of Thunder)...get past that...stop crying...enter the computer room...sit down...open the bottle...pour me a glas...lift it...and have a go at it...see? real ****ing simple...