You with Kryptonian powers vs Superman

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You with Kryptonian powers vs Superman

Ok so you have the same powers that Superman has and now Superman wants to destroy you because ..uhm..he's a deuce... 😎 that spends his time wrestling supervillans that he could defeat in like 2 seconds.. makes a pimp wander if the S on his pyama's really stands for s*ck supervillan b*lls for free.. instead of super πŸ˜‚

Yeah Supes it would be Super if you would stop flying around in you're pants and sexual harassing criminals all the time instead of just puncing them straight to prison where other people can do that job πŸ˜‚

But anyways that fool is after you and wants you dead so who would win this?

You or Superman..

Discus!!!

😎

I T-Vo for the win.

well if i remember correctly some fanboy from the ever dbz character combined vs. superman thread said that superman has a kizillion years of fighting expirence and can take out an army of people with guns without his powers. So it would take at least and army of us with kypronite guns to possible have a chance.

Originally posted by Aqua-pimp
Ok so you have the same powers that Superman has and now Superman wants to destroy you because ..uhm..he's a deuce... 😎 that spends his time wrestling supervillans that he could defeat in like 2 seconds.. makes a pimp wander if the S on his pyama's really stands for s*ck supervillan b*lls for free.. instead of super πŸ˜‚

Yeah Supes it would be Super if you would stop flying around in you're pants and sexual harassing criminals all the time instead of just puncing them straight to prison where other people can do that job πŸ˜‚

But anyways that fool is after you and wants you dead so who would win this?

You or Superman..

Discus!!!

😎

Is this before or after I boil the oceans and fling Greenland into the sun ?

Re: You with Kryptonian powers vs Superman

Originally posted by Aqua-pimp
Ok so you have the same powers that Superman has and now Superman wants to destroy you because ..uhm..he's a deuce... 😎 that spends his time wrestling supervillans that he could defeat in like 2 seconds.. makes a pimp wander if the S on his pyama's really stands for s*ck supervillan b*lls for free.. instead of super πŸ˜‚

Yeah Supes it would be Super if you would stop flying around in you're pants and sexual harassing criminals all the time instead of just puncing them straight to prison where other people can do that job πŸ˜‚

But anyways that fool is after you and wants you dead so who would win this?

You or Superman..

Discus!!!

😎

well, i kick his

I crush him. He never combines his powers, I would.

Originally posted by jasofisc
well if i remember correctly some fanboy from the ever dbz character combined vs. superman thread said that superman has a kizillion years of fighting expirence and can take out an army of people with guns without his powers. So it would take at least and army of us with kypronite guns to possible have a chance.

Bullshit.

1 human versus an army of trained soldiers with roughly current tech ?

Human goes down

Poor superman.

I will show him no pity as I destroy his loved ones and finally toss his broken corpse into the sea.

well i act like i give up then i hit him with a full blast heat vision attack to the face...then i go all out, cut lose on him πŸ‘†

uhh, if we just received our powers right now no way we could beat superman. Hes fought the universes worst, while for a lot of people the closest thing theyve been in compared to a real fight is backhanding their dog. To much experience, and hes use to his powers. Wed be screwed up anyways from gettin use to the super hearing and eyesight, we couldnt adapt.

but we've read the comics so we know all his tricks

Supes goes down hard

Re: You with Kryptonian powers vs Superman

Originally posted by Aqua-pimp
Ok so you have the same powers that Superman has and now Superman wants to destroy you because ..uhm..he's a deuce... 😎 that spends his time wrestling supervillans that he could defeat in like 2 seconds.. makes a pimp wander if the S on his pyama's really stands for s*ck supervillan b*lls for free.. instead of super πŸ˜‚

Yeah Supes it would be Super if you would stop flying around in you're pants and sexual harassing criminals all the time instead of just puncing them straight to prison where other people can do that job πŸ˜‚

But anyways that fool is after you and wants you dead so who would win this?

You or Superman..

Discus!!!

😎

While he was jobbing to me about "how what I was doing is wrong", I'd give him a super-kick in the nuts ftw!

I'd split his two little moons in half with a punch... πŸ˜–hifty:

I'd hide out in the Sun and learn how to use my powers first; then, I'd so beat him.

All of you are idiots. IDIOTS i say. You with Kryptonian powers LOSE to superman. You know why?

1. Experience with the powers. You can SAY you'll combine those powers... but you've ever used them.
2. Fighting ability! Supermans fought guys like Doomday, Darkseid, Orion... etc etc...
3. Its superman. You may have the powers of any old Kryptonian... but superman even on a planet made of green kryptonite has something you'll never have... We call it the "S" jobber aura. I'm sorry but he just can't be beat. He'd kick your but and sear the skin from your body son!

Originally posted by rotiart
All of you are idiots. IDIOTS i say. You with Kryptonian powers LOSE to superman. You know why?

1. Experience with the powers. You can SAY you'll combine those powers... but you've ever used them.
2. Fighting ability! Supermans fought guys like Doomday, Darkseid, Orion... etc etc...
3. Its superman. You may have the powers of any old Kryptonian... but superman even on a planet made of green kryptonite has something you'll never have... We call it the "S" jobber aura. I'm sorry but he just can't be beat. He'd kick your but and sear the skin from your body son!

Listen traitor rotiart we've read the comics so we know as much as supes about his powers (if not more).

Oh wait were you joking?

Originally posted by rotiart
All of you are idiots. IDIOTS i say. You with Kryptonian powers LOSE to superman. You know why?

1. Experience with the powers. You can SAY you'll combine those powers... but you've ever used them.
2. Fighting ability! Supermans fought guys like Doomday, Darkseid, Orion... etc etc...
3. Its superman. You may have the powers of any old Kryptonian... but superman even on a planet made of green kryptonite has something you'll never have... We call it the "S" jobber aura. I'm sorry but he just can't be beat. He'd kick your but and sear the skin from your body son!

Originally posted by bigbran
I'd split his two little moons in half with a punch... πŸ˜–hifty:

I would ask the writers of DC to make me absurdly invincible like Supes and write ridiculous stories that makes me more powerful than a god with an armada coming to kill me.

Id kick Kal-El's but.

you guys are idiots. even excluding superman's massive experience edge, his great physical size, and his jobber aura, he's still tougher than hell. anyone here would be weeping from the pain, and he'd still be ticking.