Amateur Night

It's amateur night at the Apollo Theater in Harlem. We have a great line up of comedians tonight folks. From DC: Plastic Man, Lobo, Joker, and Mxy. From Marvel: Agent X, Spider-man, Deadpool.........hmm. It appears we've exhausted all of the funny characters in Marvel. Ok, moving on, here are the judges. The most stoic, unfunny and generally lacking sense of humor characters we could find.

Galactus: I think he's laughed once, just once, on panel.
Darkseid: Name the last time this guy ever laughed at something being funny
Apocalypse: Not sure he has a sense of humor.
Vision: Basically the Marvel version of Data when it comes to humor.
Batman: Quite possibly the hardest character to get a laugh out of in DC.

the winner is the guy who can get all 5 judges to start cracking up. Comedians may bring in props, kill audience members, and do whatever they want, short of killing each other or trying to kill the judges, to win.

Let the laugh off begin. 😮‍💨

Mxy tells them to laugh or he'll wipe out their universe.

Mxy ftw! 😱

blackbolt and adam warlock...boy those two are always joking around...

Dude, I said no nuking the judges. But the idea of him saying that is pretty funny. 😆 Personally, I'd say it's between Lobo, Deadpool, and joker.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
It's amateur night at the Apollo Theater in Harlem. We have a great line up of comedians tonight folks. From DC: Plastic Man, Lobo, Joker, and Mxy. From Marvel: Agent X, Spider-man, Deadpool.........hmm. It appears we've exhausted all of the funny characters in Marvel. Ok, moving on, here are the judges. The most stoic, unfunny and generally lacking sense of humor characters we could find.

Galactus: I think he's laughed once, just once, on panel.
Darkseid: Name the last time this guy ever laughed at something being funny
Apocalypse: Not sure he has a sense of humor.
Vision: Basically the Marvel version of Data when it comes to humor.
Batman: Quite possibly the hardest character to get a laugh out of in DC.

the winner is the guy who can get all 5 judges to start cracking up. Comedians may bring in props, kill audience members, and do whatever they want, short of killing each other or trying to kill the judges, to win.

Let the laugh off begin. 😮‍💨

oblivion wipes em out

Wrong answer. A mr. Oblivion is not in the contest. You fail.

I'd say Myx

with some Reality Manipulation he could make something really histerical or at a minimum keep trying till he got it right

Why did you put Batman as a judge? Batman really is the joke here... He's one of the best martial artist of the dc world defeated the Hulk,Predators and went drunken monkey on Specter's ass ones, But still his greatest enemy is a clown????? 😂

I'f i have to pick someone from you're list it would definitly be the Joker..
When he tells Galactus that he's related to Ronald Macdonald,is the worst enemy of a pedofile and is one of the most feared guys on the planet not only will he make Galactus piss his pants he would also save the planet from big G because Galactus wouldn't eat a gay dessert.. 😂

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Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
I'd say Myx

with some Reality Manipulation he could make something really histerical or at a minimum keep trying till he got it right

Or Mxy could just let the other contestants suffer an... accident. 😖hifty:

This just might be impossible. If Batman knows they're trying to make him laugh nothing is ever going to do it.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Wrong answer. A mr. Oblivion is not in the contest. You fail.

awww for old times sake, can i have another try

😉

i have to say one great moment in comics, was the end of killing joke with batman and joker laughing like crazys

Yeah of course 😄 ... with some preptime Bats could come up with a anti-laughing device or something 😖hifty:

in reverse order:

No prep except for the comics.

Yeah, it's one of the most disturbing and well written stories I've ever read.

Yes, but actually make a real pick, or at least pick someone funny you think I missed.

Hmm, could be right. Ok, 4/5 gives you the win.

Tempting, but still against the rules. Mxy's gonna have to win this with his comedy.

Deadpool.....well i dont know it was pritty funny when spider-man pulled out some notes to insult the Kingpin

I think Spiderman's humor is a little too "3rd Grade Playground" to get any of these judges to chuckle.

I could see either Lobo or Deadpool making some sick jokes that would appeal to someone like Darkseids dark sense of humor. (ie Dead Baby jokes, because if theres one thing that'd make someone like Apoc or Darkseid laugh, it would be jokes with dead human babies in it.)

LOBO wins cuz he makes clones and they all start fighting and trash talking and cuz he is the chief.....then APOC kills all the contestants by slaughtering them after he turns his skin into vibranium and starts handing out bytch slaps

You fail at life. Please try again. 😛

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Galactus: I think he's laughed once, just once, on panel.
Darkseid: Name the last time this guy ever laughed at something being funny
Apocalypse: Not sure he has a sense of humor.
Vision: Basically the Marvel version of Data when it comes to humor.
Batman: Quite possibly the hardest character to get a laugh out of in DC.

That might actually do it...... 😱 So who can tell a joke like that the best?