Colossus vs Deadpool

Started by bigbran5 pages

Originally posted by jinzin
colocsus punches deadpool in the face...
colosus FTW 😐
So, Colossus can hit harder than Hulk?

DP reflexes and fighting ability are for more than enough to keep him in the fight he recently beat Taskmaster easily with his hands and feet both cuffed. Even his healing would allow him to take quite a few hits...he just can't do damage to Colossus that's all.

It's kind of a gip, because if DP had ANY way of damaging Colossus, even slightly, then he'd win. Like if he had that one sword he used when he was dimension hopping looking for Cable. He'd win with something like that. Otherwise, eventually Colossus takes it. DP's only chance is to knock a few buildings onto him and hope they do some damage or make him suffocate or something. Actually, nevermind. He doesn't even need to breathe. He does appear to have two weaknesses. One, if knocked unconscious, he reverts back to normal. So the building might actually work. 2, his eyes can resist a .45 calibur bullet. What if Deadpool uses something sharper or a higher bullet calibur? I still think Deadpool's ****ed. But he does have a chance with a bit of planning or some tools.

So, what would it take to knock Colossus unconscious?

......I have no freaking idea. 😆 Anyone have scans or an idea about that?

A lot more than DP can probably put out..sadly. Id love to see DP take this..

Originally posted by Dreampanther
So, what would it take to knock Colossus unconscious?
Captain Britain...

no, deadpool can be punched in the face for 100 years straight and not be the least bit dead

Yeah - but he CAN be subdued. All you need is lots and lots and lots of sticky tape...

I'm still trying to find a weak spot in Colossus's armour...

Originally posted by jinzin
colosus punches ground... deadpool loses balance and falls

colosus punches deadpools face....

colosus FTW 😐

Originally posted by bigbran
So, Colossus can hit harder than Hulk?
There's a certain sense of irony here... ermm
Originally posted by bigbran
Captain Britain...
...and Meggan together, after Pete Wisdom shot his hot knives into Colossus' lower spine.

Deadpool sticks his hand down his pants,scratches around a little and then pulls it out and chases colossus out of the street with it.

Originally posted by beta ray bob
no, Dead pool can be punched in the face for 100 years straight and not be the least bit dead
so when Dead pool is knocked out colossus just rips him in half.

Colossus can rip his head, arms, and legs off and keep them off (Preventing him from healing). Thus winning. I'm sure he can catch DP eventually.

While im sure DP could take a blow from colussus

thiers not much he can do to actually hurt colossus

given prep
its possible that dp could find a way to win

but in this setting

A-Deadpool runs away
B-Deadpool teleports away

either way, colossus wont be getting his way
🙂

When Deadpool fought Hulk that was a Hulk that was weakened. IIRC it was the time Bruce Banner and the Hulk had split into two separate beings and both were weakening, thats how Deadpool was even able to pentrate him with his sword. Realistically nothing Wade can do hurt Peter but Colossus only needs to land a KO to win this. Colossus ftw.

Another point, Deadpool has terrible aim. Now I have older issues of Deadpool where he's shooting things in half but in more recent issues he's shown to be terrible. He couldn't even tag tag Rhino with a blast of Pym particles even though Rhino was right in his face (he had to aim away from the spray to hit Rhino).

Fighting with strategy and precision, DP can take him down. Might doesn't always make right

Originally posted by LordFear
Fighting with strategy and precision, DP can take him down. Might doesn't always make right

How?

I've been trying to think of a way DP could take this, and I can't (yet!). Colossus doesn't appear to be vulnerable in armoured form, and apparently he doesn't need to eat and breathe in that state either. DP's hand greandes don't appear to be powerful enough to knock him out, either.

So, any suggestions?

I would suggest dunking him in an acid bath, but that's not exactly part of DP's normal attire...

Originally posted by Dreampanther
How?

I've been trying to think of a way DP could take this, and I can't (yet!). Colossus doesn't appear to be vulnerable in armoured form, and apparently he doesn't need to eat and breathe in that state either. DP's hand greandes don't appear to be powerful enough to knock him out, either.

So, any suggestions?

I would suggest dunking him in an acid bath, but that's not exactly part of DP's normal attire...

His mouth whenever he opens it. Keep strapping grenades to his head. ALthough it will not blow his head off, it will give him a nasty ringing in his head, knocking his equilibrium out. DP is has good aim, toss a grenade in his mouth and pop goes the weasel

I like the idea that his mouth is vulnerable - but wait a minute, if his eyes aren't vulnerable, and he doesn't need to eat or breathe, and his weight doubles when he goes into armour mode - how do you know his insides are vulnerable? Is it stated somewhere that his insides are vulnerable, or are you just assuming?

Because we don't want Deadpool sticking his arm down Colossus's throat with a hand grenade clutched in his sweaty little hand - only to have Colossus smile at him, bite his arm off and burp gently as he exhales a small cloud of smoke...

I like the idea that Colossus has a weak spot (every good hero should have one) but I just want to make sure his insides really ARE vulnerable before I get all excited, as I did about his eyes. Dig? 😉

Another point, is Deadpool's aim. There appears to be some controversy surrounding this, so perhaps we should try and clear it up. That is also why I suggested Deadpool sticking his arm down Pietro's throat, after all, he can just regenerate his arm if it gets damaged.

Deadpool's aim sucks. There , I said it.

I don't think Colossus is vunerable on the insides. I'm no Colossus expert though.