war hulk, surfer, gladiator vs. darkseid and apocalypse

Started by Stupid Rookie7 pages
Originally posted by Soljer
and before the Hulk can say 'Puny,' Darkseid's already raped the Hulk. Eighteen times.

18 times, DS is more of a pimp than I thought!

😆

Originally posted by Stupid Rookie
18 times, DS is more of a pimp than I thought!

😆

war eats darkseid for breakfast with a glass of milk.

Originally posted by xmeat
war eats darkseid for breakfast with a glass of milk.

Darkseid's toe nail would give hulk indigestion, and diarrhea. 😘

Originally posted by Priest
Darkseid's toe nail would give hulk indigestion, and diarrhea. 😘
war sticks his sword in darkseids ass.

Originally posted by xmeat
war sticks his sword in darkseids ass.

Dude, that just sounds wrong.
eek2 shocking eer 😑 🤨 🤪

Originally posted by xmeat
The oe been deflected to many times war hulk takes darkseids head. THE OE is a joke now.

🙄 The only joke is the Hulk, Darkseid and apocalypse for the win.

APOC solos the team them smacks darkseid for not puting in work...or APOC makes war hulk kill his team

war rapes them and keeps their head as a trophy.

*Counts*

Originally posted by swerve1988
APOC solos the team them smacks darkseid for not puting in work...or APOC makes war hulk kill his team

One idiot fanboy.

Originally posted by xmeat
war rapes them and keeps their head as a trophy.

Two idiot fanboys.

One...two.

Two!

The Surfer could, with relative ease, take ANYONE in this thread save Darkseid.

And Darkseid could take ALL of them with the very same ease.

Darkseid >>>>>>>> Surfer >>>> Gladiator >> Apocalypse >>>> War Hulk.

Originally posted by Soljer
*Counts*

One idiot fanboy.

Two idiot fanboys.

One...two.

Two!

The Surfer could, with relative ease, take ANYONE in this thread save Darkseid.

And Darkseid could take ALL of them with the very same ease.

Darkseid >>>>>>>> Surfer >>>> Gladiator >> Apocalypse >>>> War Hulk.

WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

APOC>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WARHULK>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Darkseid >>>>>>>> Gladiator>>>>>>>>>Surfer

Except for the fact that the Surfer beat a unipowered Gladiator.

And would stomp Warhulk, never letting War get near enough to him to use that fancy little sword.

And the fact that the Surfer is so ridiculously superior to Apocalypse in every way that....well.....

Apocalypse won't even realize that he has been obliterated.

Originally posted by Soljer
Except for the fact that the Surfer beat a unipowered Gladiator.

And would stomp Warhulk, never letting War get near enough to him to use that fancy little sword.

And the fact that the Surfer is so ridiculously superior to Apocalypse in every way that....well.....

Apocalypse won't even realize that he has been obliterated.

WRONG....Hulk Owns Surfer

Originally posted by FearOfBlood

[QUOTE=8236989]Originally posted by swerve1988
[B]APOC slaughters surfer
surfer got beat by the hulk & by the runner who got beat by thanos who got beat by galactus who stalemated with HE who got skooled by APOC

LT beat thanos

APOC=LT>pheonix force=eternity,etc...

CLASS DISMISSED!!!!!

WAR>>>>>>>>>>>DARKSEID

Originally posted by xmeat
WAR>>>>>>>>>>>DARKSEID

agreed....and APOC is above war cuz he made WAR

Originally posted by swerve1988
WRONG....Hulk Owns Surfer

CLASS DISMISSED!!!!!

I don't know if your just a troll, joking, dumbass, fanboy, spammer, or all of the above.

Originally posted by bigbran
I don't know if your just a troll, joking, dumbass, fanboy, spammer, or all of the above.
😆 😆

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=8237399&highlight=Surfer+forumid%3A77+userid%3A86497#post8237399

Dumbshit.

.

Here, I'll do it.
Wait... you tried to get Apoc to mindrape Surfer? If Moondragon couldn't put him down, what hope does Apoc have?

Anyway, I am going through any hope that any contestant has ('cept maybe Black Bolt, and I doubt I even have to get into Apoc).

Hulk:
(Weak Surfer, Abom who stomped Hulk bad).

Hulk shows how much he can hurt Surfer (Bannerless Hulk).
This one just shows what Surfer COULD have done, if he was trying.

Hulk not hurting Surfer.

Hulk not hurting Surfer, but Hulk does get hurt by his board.

It didn't work because there was no Banner, not because Hulk overpowered him.

Continue...

Continued
Surfer also says it.

Hulk attacks, and gets knocked back.

Hulk not hurting Surfer. Oh, look at that position too!

Surfer blasts him back, casually.

There, we have Surfer not even trying against Hulk, and we have Bannerless Hulk doing what he does best, and STILL not hurting Surfer. Also, this Hulk in the thread isn't as tough as Bannerless Hulk, nor does he have the gamma sucking stopper.

Superman:
This is Glads, right after he beat Ego, so you can bet he is in Supe's level of power.

Add some powers, and Superman goes down.
Apoc is nothing, and Black Bolt may as well be a standing target.

(Soljer)
Better yet, I'll do it for you, fanboy.

http://img258.imageshack.us/my.php?image=incrediblehulk950100gd.jpg
See that glow? Thats the control disk. He has NO access to the power cosmic. He is weakened and out of it.

http://img258.imageshack.us/my.php?image=incrediblehulk950111rx.jpg
And he sends the Hulk flying with a single hit. Those behind him feel the power of the strike.

http://img258.imageshack.us/my.php?image=incrediblehulk950122qy.jpg
The Hulk grabs hold of the Surfer's arms and NORRIN OVERPOWERS THE HULK, while begging for forgiveness.

http://img399.imageshack.us/my.php?image=incrediblehulk950138zq.jpg
"Give him another pass and we're dead" 'nuff said.

http://img57.imageshack.us/my.php?image=incrediblehulk950148dp.jpg
Hulk sets Norrin free, he stops fighting, THANKS the Hulk, and then the Hulk takes advantage of Norrin's good will with the scan you so happily posted.

Neglecting the fact that the Surfer had just OWNED the Hulk at his OWN GAME just immediately beforehand.

All you have to do, is quote the thing you want to copy, and copy it from there. It gets everything, and the copy and paste from the frontpage won't work if there is "..."'s in the link.