No Syren!!! Why?!?!?!?!?!

Started by ~Da Moose~9 pages
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I said they were handsome I didn't tell them what isle itch cream was in.😂

But still, I feel so.....ashamed/aroused.......and I don't know what to do with it. 😂

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Duh he's taller.13

And greenier. 31

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
But still, I feel so.....ashamed/aroused.......and I don't know what to do with it. 😂

You don't know what to do when aroused? Do we need to have "The Talk".😂 😛

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
But still, I feel so.....ashamed/aroused.......and I don't know what to do with it. 😂
*walks in*

Hellooooooooooooo

*Live studio audience cheers*

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You don't know what to do when aroused? Do we need to have "The Talk".😂 😛

I know what to do then.... 🙄 I call Alex.

What I meant was, I don't know what to do with these contradicting emotions.

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
*walks in*

Hellooooooooooooo

*Live studio audience cheers*

We're live? *taps microphone* Is this thing on? Hello? Check. Check. 😕

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I know what to do then.... 🙄 I call Alex.

What I meant was, I don't know what to do with these contradicting emotions.

We're live? *taps microphone* Is this thing on? Hello? Check. Check. 😕

Yes, you idiot. You're making dead air.

"Hellllooooooooooo"

*silence*

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
And greenier. 31

Of course.13

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
*walks in*

Hellooooooooooooo

*Live studio audience cheers*

Hey Moose you didn't say you were gonna invite one of your Homoboys.

*Live studio audience laughter*

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Of course.13

Hey Moose you didn't say you were gonna invite one of your Homoboys.

*Live studio audience laughter*

"Who let this old bat out of hell"

*Live studio audience "ooooooooooo"*

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I know what to do then.... 🙄 I call Alex.

What I meant was, I don't know what to do with these contradicting emotions.

We're live? *taps microphone* Is this thing on? Hello? Check. Check. 😕

Go with the second one.🙄

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Of course.13

Yoshi is also green. 31

Originally posted by LethalFemme

Hey Moose you didn't say you were gonna invite one of your Homoboys.

*Live studio audience laughter*

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
"Who let this old bat out of hell"

*Live studio audience "ooooooooooo"*

Awww...it's like our very own version of FRIENDS. 😍

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
"Who let this old bat out of hell"

*Live studio audience "ooooooooooo"*

Thats pretty funny coming from Shirley Temple.

*Live studio audience: You go girl*

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Awww...it's like our very own version of FRIENDS. 😍
A funnier version mhm
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Thats pretty funny coming from Shirley Temple.

*Live studio audience: You go girl*

"Was there a B*tch convention downtown today, or something. Or are you just back for your monthly sacrifice?"

*Live studio audience "Whoop whoop whoop whoop"*

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
A funnier version mhm

"Was there a B*tch convention downtown today, or something. Or are you just back for your monthly sacrifice?"

*Live studio audience "Whoop whoop whoop whoop"*

Speaking of B!tches your mother called.

*Live studio audience*Clap Clap Clap*

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Speaking of B!tches your mother called.

*Live studio audience*Clap Clap Clap*

"hahaha......When we get into our little scuffles, i wonder why we ever broke up. You filthy whore."

*Live studio audience "Lol"*

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
"hahaha......When we get into our little scuffles, i wonder why we ever broke up. You filthy whore."

*Live studio audience "Lol"*

We broke up cause you couldn't get it up.
*Live studio audience "Lol"*

Originally posted by LethalFemme
We broke up cause you couldn't get it up.
*Live studio audience "Lol"*

*punches you*

"Yeah, remember those....Hmm? Remember when i put you in your damn place! All those years i've wasted away on your saggy breasts?!? Well, i'm glad I got out when i did, with dignity. When all you had to do was sleep with about, oh....i'd say the entire population of Toronto, you dirty dirty ho cake"

*FCC Come in and takes me away*

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
*punches you*

"Yeah, remember those....Hmm? Remember when i put you in your damn place! All those years i've wasted away on your saggy breasts?!? Well, i'm glad I got out when i did, with dignity. When all you had to do was sleep with about, oh....i'd say the entire population of Toronto, you dirty dirty ho cake"

*FCC Come in and takes me away*

*shoots you*

"I've had it with your shit I know you were ****ing Spooony and all those other bitches but, I just said there and did nothing, but not no mo."

*Cops charge and arrest* It was self defense*

Originally posted by LethalFemme
*shoots you*

"I've had it with your shit I know you were ****ing Spooony and all those other bitches but, I just said there and did nothing, but not no mo."

*Cops charge and arrest* It was self defense*

*looks into your eyes as i'm being man-handled by the FCC...*

*Passionatly Kisses you*

*tears fall from my eyes as I stare back at you*

"I'll wait for you"

*Gets shoved into cop car*